#tobidei

Not sure who this is funniest with. I'd say obito in his tobi era but mask :(. Unless he uses kamui to lick through the mask? Many options.

This will be the 10th Tobidei Week. Yes, it is correct, number 10!

After so many editions, so much amazing fanfiction and art and lots and lots of love for Obito and Dei, we are organizing the next Tobidei Week and we want it to be as special as this anniversary deserves.

We don't have any dates or prompts set yet (that's coming soon, expect it around October like always) but we didn't want to wait any longer to let you know that it's already in the works.

I don't have anything new to send, so here's my Obidei coffee date AU😘

Oh hell yeah, thank you!!!! happy birthday back at ya 👉👉

Deidara: Yeah?

Hidan: Why are you such a dick to red-eyes? Every day I watch him be all nice to you and try to be your friend and you just blow him off every damn time. It seems kinda bitchy, even to me.

Deidara: *sighs* It’s nothing against Itachi, specifically. But I just don’t trust those eyes, hm. I don’t need to be friends with an Uchiha, you know?

Hidan: Damn … all this time I thought you were just an asshole, but now I see you’re both an asshole AND a hypocrite.

Deidara: Hypocrite? How am I a hypocrite?

Hidan: Shit, you hang out with that moron Tobi every damn day, but you’re too good to spend like twenty minutes with Itachi?

Deidara: Eh?! What the hell does Tobi have to do with anything??

Hidan: *shakes his head* An asshole, a hypocrite, AND stupid. You really hit the trifecta, blondie. Tobi is an Uchiha.

Deidara:

Deidara: … No? He isn’t??

Hidan: Yeah he is. I’ve heard the old bastard and Leader talkin’ about it a bunch. And one time late at night I walked by Itachi’s room and Tobi was in there talkin’ to him. His voice was all deep and he kept sayin’ stuff like “OUR clan”. I’d bet money he wears that stupid mask because he’s hiding a sharingan under there …

Deidara:

Deidara: *starts sweating* Oh my God … this is horrible ! This is really, really awful!

Hidan: Jeez, relax, you elitist douche. Just stop talking to Tobi. Problem solved.

Deidara: Hidan! You don’t understand! I HAD SEX WITH HIM TWO MONTHS AGO!!

Hidan:

Hidan: … What. The. Fuck?

Deidara: *head in his hands* It was that one night … remember all the wine Konan brought home? We were both so drunk —

Hidan: Wait a second … you say you didn’t know he was an Uchiha. Does that mean you let him fuck you with that mask on??

Deidara: … Yes.

Hidan: AND using that goofy-ass voice??

Deidara: Yes!

Hidan: *starts laughing hysterically* Holy Jashin, kid! You’re more fucked up than I thought! What the hell is wrong with you??

Tobi, using his Obito voice from the other room: I’ve been wondering that for weeks, myself.

Deidara: Whoa, holy crap … is that his real voice??

Hidan: Yeah?

Deidara:

Deidara: … Bad news, hm. Looks like I’m going to have sex with an Uchiha again very, very soon.