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Sorry if this is obvious but what does your ‘here Kate’ tag mean
Sooo back in like 2013 I was at @katetimes birthday, and she asked me to tag my gymnastics posts and she said that she didn’t care what I tagged the posts as long as I tagged them. She told me that I could tag them “here Kate” for all she cared. I am nothing if not incredibly literal so my gymnastics posts have been tagged “here kate” ever since
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY @swlfangirl 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
“You’re back,” he said, sounding as surprised as he looked. “I didn’t think you would be.”
“Why not?” Stiles asked, confused and still half-asleep. He yawned as he rubbed both hands across his face again, and then froze at the next words out of Jeremy’s mouth.
“I figured you’d spend the weekend with your boyfriend.”
His what?
“My what?” he asked aloud.
“Your boyfriend,” Jeremy said, tilting his head slightly in confusion. “The angry, overprotective dude who came to get you? You could’ve just told us it was your boyfriend you know, you didn’t have to give us the song and dance ‘he’s my dad’s deputy’ routine. I kind of figured out you were lying about that in first year when you moved in with him for the summer.”
Stiles stared at him, completely flabbergasted about this entire situation.
“What the fuck are you talking about?”
*chanting* big spoon stiles, big spoon stiles
(Because he's always got Derek's back (◡‿◡✿) )
I got out of bed 30mins early this morning just to work on this, I am not feeling normal about these two
so incredibly funny that stiles stilinski was like. Ah fuck. sheriff dad found me at the gay club when i shouldn't have been at the gay club, because werewolves are real and i'm best friends with one, and also there's a really really really big paralytic lizard who is a classmate of ours running around, and we're trying to stop the big lizard (classmate reptile) (must be a tuesday), and the lizard is at the gay club, so now we have to be at the gay club, but sheriff dad doesn't know about werewolves and i can't tell him. so i have to say Well dad. i am here at the gay club when i shouldn't be. because i am Gay. I Am Gay At The Gay Club. and for no other reason. and then stiles stilinski's sheriff dad tells his son. You're not cute enough to be gay. and this was ON our televisions and it was the best show in the world.
You've heard of the couch potato, now get ready for the couch pancake ❤︎
Spin-off of what I was supposed to be working on for @sparassiss because i cannot work on less than 3 things at any given time ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Derek Hale's life sucks so bad. Imagine you're nineteen your entire family is dead and your continued survival hinges on working with two of the most annoying sixteen year olds you've ever met who won't stop framing you for murder
Stiles wouldn’t keep his love for Derek a secret. Did anyone even see how openly head over heels he was for Lydia? That boy would be hit with the realization mid fight. When Derek is injured or jumping into danger and Stiles can barely breathe because he’s so worried. And then it just hits him like a lacrosse ball to the face like “oh. Oh! I’m in love with him.”
And then when the fighting is done he just stomps over to Derek to yell at him for taking stupid chances. And Derek being like “Since when do you care?”
“Since I realized I’m in love with your self-sacrificing, broody, emo ass! Don’t fucking do it again! You’re not allowed to die until after our 50th wedding anniversary.”
The betas are rolling on the floor laughing but Derek is so red and flustered.
“W-Wedding?”
“Yeah. I’m thinking I’ll need less than 10 years since we already got the pack bonds…You like flowers? You look like a sunflower kind of guy.”
“What?!”
“Dang. I have to ask Peter about the courting gifts again. Does the food offering have to be raw meat or does a burger count?”
“S-Stiles—”
“Eh. I’ll call him.” Stiles turns to head back to the jeep as he calls Peter before turning back around. “And don’t think this conversation is over! If you ever risk your life like that again I’ll bring you back and make your second one a living hell. Go get cleaned up! I love you.” Stiles snaps before slamming the door closed and pulling out of the preserve.
when the bf insists on going to a college party only to conk out on the designated jacket-chair in the corner, so you get called to go pick him up
Sleep-deprived-stiles falling asleep in inopportune places and long-suffering derek picking him up and lugging him home, my beloved 🫶
Inspired by Oblivious Misadventures, and Other Such Tales by @always-the-little-spoon, that does this trope beautifully along with an oblivious Scott as outsider POV - what's not to like!
What was supposed to just be a little add-on that took on a life of it's own, so it gets its own post instead: [part 2]
Thinking again about sterek fake dating in s1 because Scott, in the bullet episode, tells Allison that Stiles and Derek are dating to explain why Derek is in the school. It was the first thing that occurred to him because Stiles just told him he might be interested in guys so-
Allison tells Lydia, who tells Danny, who tells Jackson, and suddenly everyone knows
Stiles and Derek of course wanted to tell the truth before it became A Thing. But Scott convinces Stiles to lie because he doesn't want to look like a liar in front of Allison. And yeah the guy sucks but it would only be for a bit and then they can fake break up and no harm would be done! (Except for Stiles' ego because no one would believe that he chose to let a guy like Derek go)
Stiles, however, is weak to Scott's puppy eyes. And apparently Derek is weak to Stiles' doe eyes too because for some reason he finds himself agreeing despite having 27 problems right now and 0 energy to be more involved in Scott's relationship drama
SINQUA CAST IN MAN OF TOMORROW!!!
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hamlet’s “i did love you once” and ophelia’s “indeed, my lord, you did make me believe so” is such an underrated gut punch. it’s betrayal it’s heartbreak it’s vulnerability it’s so over. truly no one is doing it like shakespeare
sterek as tweets part 7
Boyd (whispering): Boss, your face says you already are.
Derek: Shut it.
Inspired by aerial silk class talk in the group chat about derek the instructor and stiles the student who constantly gets stuck in the sheets and needs rescuing (oh no)
Poor rest of the class who are equally weirded out by stiles' shenanigans and derek being completely unfazed lol
There's a shot of an aerial silk performer at Jungle so this is basically canon-compliant
bruce wayne maintains a presence on all conspiracy theory boards with the screen name BruceWayneIsTheBatman and all his posts have titles like “BRUCE WAINE IS BAT-MAN INDISPUTABLE PROOF” and it’s just a picture of Bruce Wayne from the back next to a picture of Batman from behind and they both have the contours of their butt drawn on in a shitty MSPaint red line (note: Bruce is in a suit and Batman has a cape, neither of their butts are clearly discernible) and the quote “THE BUTTS MATCH!!! THE FACTS DON’T LIE!!!!!” and he makes at least three of these posts a day, and “Bruce Wayne is the Batman” becomes a meme a la “Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer” and he gets asked about it on a talk show and he laughs uproariously at the idea and Stephen Colbert just HAPPENS to have a batman mask under the desk and they do a bit together where Bruce Wayne puts on the mask and walks around saying things like “excuse me, bank robbers, can I perhaps offer you some money to stop you robbing this bank?” and “I say, cease and desist your criminal behavior or I’ll have my butler ask you to leave” and the audience is LOSING THEIR MINDS laughing at the idea of this pampered rich guy taking on the Joker on a bi-weekly basis and then anyone who suggests “Bruce Wayne is Batman” in earnest gets met with mocking “oh man do the butts match” comments
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"jason's username on ao3, istagram, tumblr and all the other platforms is jay.austen!" I say as i burn at the stake.
Everyone boos.
Then a voice from behind the crowd yells "how the fuck do you know?!"
It's jason todd himself.
tumblr is so good. whole website dedicated to BITCHING and MOANING. and television
