YOU are a neurotypical cisgender woman. going about with your latte and such
[obediently] I am a neurotypical cisgender woman. Going about with my latte and such
almost home
NASA

let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Monterey Bay Aquarium

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sheepfilms

izzy's playlists!
ojovivo
The Bowery Presents
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

shark vs the universe
Sweet Seals For You, Always
will byers stan first human second
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One Nice Bug Per Day
The Stonewall Inn
Show & Tell

Love Begins
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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@decencybedamned
YOU are a neurotypical cisgender woman. going about with your latte and such
[obediently] I am a neurotypical cisgender woman. Going about with my latte and such

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Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.
He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"
"What?"
He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"
"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."
Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.
Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.
Okay. I was on my beloved AO3 and I saw something that made me do a double take. So, now I really want to know…
What is your AO3 user ID?
I’m an OG user 5 digits or less
Six figures baby!
I’m in the millions…
I’m so curious to see how long people have been on AO3! I know some people have been on there since beta/invite only, but I would love to see what the number is on tumblr!
oh goodness! oh dear!! oh no!!!
Christian Dior, Spring 2021 Couture

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horse cream puff …
huh. i am both wound and blade. neat.
"you don't like mpreg?" i don't even like fpreg
what's your favorite sondheim show?
assassins
company
follies
gypsy
into the woods
a little night music
merrily we roll along
pacific overtures
passion
sunday in the park with george
sweeney todd: the demon barber of fleet street
other (reblog with tags please!)
favorite not best btw!! best sondheim poll can be found here 🤍
Oh you see the world in black and white? Fuck you get dithered

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i have a random issue with a handful of pre-srar fall out boy songs where I LOVE the the start of the song or just generally everything but the chorus, but the chorus itself i find kind of underwhelming (eg: ilalwtwiattgyo, ttotbo, igatrimeanomf, cfmrfrpfmsr, gblogbd(dyptstsasgts)
poor thing...walked straight into the electric fence
Sports reminder: You don't have to specify gender when you're talking about women's sport, treating men's sport as the default. You can say men's football or men's rugby or men's hockey. You can ask "did you watch the football tonight?" about a women's game with the same confidence that the other person will know what you're talking about as people do when they talk about the men's, and you can refuse to let women's sport be treated as secondary or lesser.
Spitballing with the fellas on discord and we've come up with a Star Trek character we want to see: A 200-year-old top Vulcan diplomat attending a function and laughing boisterously and slapping backs with everyone and then just relaxing into resting bitch face the moment nobody is watching him. He takes his job deadly seriously and studied parties extensively in the diplomatic academy. Every year he's brushing up on new developments in party theory. He knows every party nuance you could possibly think of, for the sake of intergalactic relations. Peace in the galaxy depends on it. It's weird but you gotta meet people where they're at, he thinks.
Sarek fucking hates this guy and it's 100% envy
human diplomat: [laughs at joke]
vulcan diplomat (to himself): this is great. I’m going to get a good grade in Party, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve,
futbol torture nexus
The month of the grape harvest, 1959, Rene Magritte
Medium: oil,canvas
come on dude come outside its the month of the grape harvest.

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Sorry to be a "let people enjoy things" guy but is this not a bizarrely corny way to talk about art?
really specific trope i like that i feel like can only be explained in a diagram