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buckybucananbarnes

this keeps coming up in the friend group so I have to ask. are vampires considered monsterfucking.

yes

no

a secret third thing

Voting ended onJul 16, 2024

buckybucananbarnes

thanks guys

#polls

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my clothes don’t fit right and my hair looks weird today and my body hurts and I’m about to start committing crimes

#emily.txt #get me out of this physical realm I hate it here

texasbama

#REAL

#he gets it #tvl #iwtv

hemipenal-system

you’re going to start liking redneck lesbians immediately. you are going to give me lesbian (and otherwise queer) rep that isn’t rich white idiots at prep schools and shit

omgshesblowinbubbles

Don’t Twinkify my Shane but also don’t Dumbify my Ilya! He does not need a sex ban threat to pick up his socks, he knows Shane doesn’t like stuff on the floor. He does not eat McDonalds while shane cooks dinner. His goal in life is to be a good boyfriend and make his man happy and he is very good at it.

#heated rivalry #literallyyyyyyy

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jeniferprince

I've got a crush on you 💘

patreon // buy prints here

#this is so cutie #art tag

libraford

Googled something about quick hydration and it suggested big jug of water, couple tbsp pickle juice, dash of lime juice.

Its surprisingly tasty????

libraford

Pleased to report that after a day of this i am not longer craving caper brine and my mouth is not dry as usual. There's some good suggestions in the notes too that I want to try.

-ancient roman posca: water, red or white wine vinegar, honey, salt, herbs (coriander, mint, thyme)

-switchel: water, ginger, vinegar, sweetener, lemon, salt

-ayran: yogurt, water, salt, mint

-Agua pepino: water, cucumbers, lime, sugar, optional mint.

libraford

I have been reminded of:

-shrub: vinegar, sida water, elderberry (or other berry), sugar.

libraford

I have now been informed of

-sekanjabin: honey, vinegar, mint, water.

libraford

"Wow, I wonder why this post was popular this week."

-sees the reports of the heatwave in Europe-

"... ah."

fromhersoul

catholicapothecary

this is how it feels when those 5 mutuals like all my posts

wordfather

being overstimulated on your period makes you really understand what its like to violently transform into a beast. everything HURTS and is TOO MUCH and i wanna TEAR EVERYONE APART with my TEETH

boringkate

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clairenovvak

i don’t believe teenage girls learn about gay fanfiction i think they each individually create the idea in their head first

hussyknee

How long have you been on Tumblr?

Over 16 years (before 2010) (toddlers in the dawn of the ant colony)

16 to 14 years (2010-2012) (livejournal and Myspace refugees)

13 to 11 years (2013-2015) (you used to follow thebootydiaries)

10 to 8 years (2016-2018) (era of Russian bot conspiracy)

7 to 3.5 years (2019-2022) (post sex ban to Goncharov)

3.5 years or less (2023–2026) (Twitter refugee)

Remaining time: 4 days 12 hours

Rebagel for science pls.

#2013……….. man. what a time.

daylighteclipsed

ENTRY LEVEL MEANS NO EXPERIENCE. IT MEANS NO PORTFOLIO OF RELEVANT SAMPLES. ENTRY LEVEL IS ENTRY LEVEL

machinot

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones

shirtsthatgohard

fionn-o-nassus

Not gonna lie this makes me a bit irritated. Here's the real version of this photo:

Instead of a cutesie reference to film censorship it was an explicit statement of defiance of Maryland's criminalization gay sex, which was not repealed until 2002. This wasn't a guy saying "Oh they can't put what I do in the movies according to a completely voluntary industry code" he was saying "The State of Maryland wants to put me in jail for being gay and having gay sex."

It wasn't a guy being cheeky about sex in an ambiguous, cute way. It was a man stating, in no uncertain terms, that a whole state of the United States considered him a criminal for being homosexual.

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thetwinsinlaw

#q #you’re serving cunt. you just mind flayered a guy into suicide. and you’re serving cunt.#tvl #iwtv

vesnuszki

some hollanov halloween costumes over the years:

-ilya goes as firefighter and shane goes as policeman. the hose & pole sliding & handcuffs & fuck the police puns are ENDLESS and the lowest of low hanging fruit.

-mario & luigi but it gets weird very fast

-shane goes as boston raiders captain and star centre ilya rozanov. ilya goes as montreal metros captain and star centre shane hollander

-ilya goes as verka serduchka one year. shane wears a white t-shirt and black jeans (if anyone asks he’s going as shane hollander)

-one year the stay in and do roleplay. shane is a jock college student who’s failing his class and ilya dresses up as a nerdy middle aged dilf professor. a backwards hat and a linen longsleeve shirt are involved

#q #heated rivalry

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