even anxious pups need the moon

i’m not even that much of a pervert i can just find the eroticism in anything. doesn’t get me bricked up necessarily i just like to appreciate it.

ran out of things to run to or away from. what now

love when fictional men are so devoted to their partner it makes them dangerous and insane. very slutty behavior keep it up king

hard cider was invented when someone decided to make beer that tastes good instead of bad

stupid fuckin post. People have been making beer since before they even knew how to write and you think that they don’t like the way it tastes?

damn all that time and it still tastes really bad. huge L tbh

Stop being so incredibly funny on my impossible puzzle post

man i just dont know why im so afraid all the time (<- has the disorder that makes you afraid all the time)

just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

'not dishwasher safe' don't care i'm crazy. i'd put the holy grail in that thing

t shirt that says I MISS EVERYONE I WAS EVER FLEETINGLY CLOSE TO SO MUCH THAT IT KILLS

i like when a cat is grooming itself and you stop to give it a little scritch and it looks mad at you and goes to re-groom where you just touched it. oh sorry did i get my Residue all over the thing you just cleaned. maybe now u know how it feels, little miss sheds-all-over-my-desk.