even anxious pups need the moon

just in case anyone was wondering where i stand. i've always thought chappell roan should be meaner and i think we should give hudson a gun!

I hope the mutuals I never talk to are doing well.

Not to indulge in childish fantasies but what if every time I checked the news it wasn’t worse?

Reblog and put in the tags what your blog title (not URL!) is a reference to.

listen to me, this is so so important: you've gotta get used to really giving it your 60% as a default. like don't half-ass it necessarily but try not to go over 70% or so of an ass. you'll feel better and live a happier more fulfilled life, and on the rare occasions where you do need to lock the fuck in you'll be able to pull off bullshit that the sad miserable wretches giving it their 100% can never dream off, because they're busy draining themselves dry and you have energy reserves to spare.

This is actually what I was adviced to do at the work rehabilitation program I went to. Hasn't left my mind since. 10/10 solid advice

Til the room smells diverse, equal, and inclusive

“which could mean nothing” is my favorite sentence ever bc on the surface it describes something that COULD indeed mean nothing. but we use it to emphasize the other side of that coin i.e. that it could also mean something. it keeps us grounded bc we are technically focusing on the liklihood that the information given doesn’t necessarily imply gay sex is happening, while still silently acknowledging the possibility that it might.

I’m looking disrespectfully. Show me that bulge king

people will call rap overstimulating and then listen to hyper pop

i cant talk to people who hate on entire genres about music they have a sinister aura that i do not want to interact with

(goverment voice) we need to protect the children from pornography so our plan is to remove their eyes so they would never see something so traumatic. if you are against removing children's eyes you are basically a pedophile

It doesn't have to be good. You just have to write it.

what if we started taking care of tall girls

like really taking care of tall girls

Reblog this and tell me what was your biggest crying over a piece of fiction. You can be vague if you don't want to spoil.