a love that’ll cradle you

post: fuckkkkk the damned spectre of my dead father appeared to me and told me my adulterous beast of an uncle who married my widowed mother was the one behind his murder so now i have to take revenge against him. i hate it here

Straight dudes who think women are some sort of a terrifying incomprehensible alien life force are both funny and kind of sad. Like bruh women are just people who have tits. Except the ones that don't.

rapid fire things i learned about my boyfriend this morning.

>gas station

rip to the guy who posted his very expensive yixing teapot to r/tea, only for the comments to be not compliments on his taste as he expected, but instead GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY and I SHOULD CALL HER. he then crossposted it to r/gongfutea, which is ordinarily more dignified and self-serious, but was it? was it?? of course not, because this is reddit, and this was the teapot