I Flew Too Close To The Cheese Wheel @dairyicarus - Tumblr Blog

hey, I used to be catelikesmilk but now I’m dairyicarus. Please don’t be alarmed. Same icon cause I love him.

#name change #a friend suggested it and I thought it was funny #dairyicarus cause I flew too close to the sun and discovered the limit of cheese that the human body can have #and now I don’t have a gallbladder #turns out too much of a good thing is bad for you

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Calvin and Hobbes - It’s July Already

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If you like a Long Island Iced Tea, wait until you try the provocatively named Adios, Motherfucker. It’s fun, boozy and blue.

Found a recipe for it that's worded like electrochemistry wrote it

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Update: this tastes like if a baha blast could kill you and annihilates any ongoing anxiety attacks

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Update update: comparing this to a long island is like comparing a pickup truck to a tank

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I liked The Sheep Detectives.

corrya

I think about this like once a day

vaspider

I have heard a variant on it that I really like: "You cannot hate yourself into someone you can love."

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this scene is so fucking funny the english dub of this show is so good

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loud warning

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teaboot

Rolling on the floor sobbing and crying and losing my mind at “GET INSIDE THE VAAAAAAAAAAN”

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finally. an appropriate name for my ‘time to leave’ alarm.

wizardnaturalist

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

kayelto

This has been in my head for weeks but I made a promise to a fish

gatheringbones

tbh a lot of my advice boils down to “hey you know that terrible horrible looming thing you’re doing your best to avoid and distract and escape as much as possible but no matter what you do it just keeps looming and looming and ruining your life”

“just, fuckign, run straight at it screaming.”

quasarkisses

i needed this as a background

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theearthisourmother

where's that native meme that's like "lol you worship the sun lmao" and they respond "ok. the sun is real"

karafina

hello i have this

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Get-A-Load-Of-This-Guy Cam

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let's get zoomies with mama !!

mildmayfoxe

1) any stretching is better than no stretching

2) any vegetable is better than no vegetable

3) statistically you will never be the worst person at anything, there is always someone in the world who is worse at stuff than you are

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“Hey, that’s me!”

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