do not perceive me

can you put that thing on a leash?

Girl you are an obligate carnivore

but her appel

Thou wouldst not downloadeth a car

accidentally said "invasive thoughts" instead of "intrusive thoughts" today and actually I think I'm onto something. this thought does not belong here and it is harming the local ecosystem

I be opening and closing tumblr like it’s the fridge

[on the verge of having a complete breakdown] i need to make some kind of list or perhaps sort things into categories

hell is full. heaven is full. god created a new holding space for souls called hurgle and the only thibg to do here is this infinitely expading jigsaw puzzle of a finely detailed pigeon. we are just slowwwwwly creating little tufts of feathers for eternity . yesterday , greg found a corner piece

I need a day between every day to recover from the day before

i love when i “make a mental note” of something. it’s gone within 20 seconds

If you mess up a social interaction you can say "Failed Experiment" and move on

Cannot stress enough that you say this in your head

most obvious example of something creepy + wet is not any kind of Creature or Monster it is in fact . vegetable you forgot about in the fridge