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my first ever commission! i made these for my friend trav for their twitch subscriber badges! I had so much fun making these :3 go follow him if you recognize any of these bad boys and like livestreams!

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hychlorions

i really like tumblr polls because

i

love

pressing

those

big

ol'

buttons

whoops not that one! that's the big red button that's going to blow up my penis

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hychlorions

ACH NO I TOLD YOU NOT TO PRESS THAT AAAAAAUGHHGHGUG MY PENIS

everythingfox

Most unserious animal

ceescedasticity

That looks like an "I'm going to run through all my tricks until you reward me for something" to me.

bonesbeetle

my thrall told me it wanted to be more independent so i imprisoned its soul in a necklace. how's that for in de pendant you little shit

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hi my name is dark yagami and my goal is to give birth to billions of people

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victusinveritas

Please go learn how time works.

free-and-to-none-accountable

explorerrowan

If the part that you like about being a cop is...

Saving people in emergencies? Firefighter or EMS. (You probably have a good chunk of the training for that already, assuming your cop training wasn't completely dogshit.)

Helping people get out of bad situations? Family/child protective services, or volunteer for various shelters, food banks, etc.

Advising people on how to navigate troubled lives? Therapist/counsellor

Have a special interest in the law? Paralegal, judicial aide, or lawyer.

Keeping people safe? Safety inspector

Investigating crimes and solving puzzles? Private investigator or lawyer, or if you have a head for numbers, accountant or tax examiner

Being a hero to kids? Teacher, coach, or school counsellor

Literally anything you enjoy about being a cop can be done better, more ethically, and sexier by some other job. You have a choice to be happier and help more people by being almost anything else.

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abortionado

MYTH: Americans set off fireworks on the 4th of July, in honor of our Independence Day

FACT: Americans set off fireworks from approximately June 20th—July 20th, for no reason other than this is the time of year that you can literally buy them at any grocery store

delgado-master

This is misinformation. They also do this in states where fireworks are illegal. That is because Americans love setting off fireworks.

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lostsometime

ok sorry to double reblog BUT I just looked him up and he does these fantastic videos where he breaks down HOW he actually mimics the other artists’ styles. Like for ed Sheeran, he explains how he brings his voice forward in the mouth, while Adam Levine sings in the back of the mouth, stuff like that. It’s SO COOL, I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone actually break down how to do this sort of thing, as a skill, instead of just treating it like a neat trick they just happen to be good at. https://www.tiktok.com/@justinjmooremusic

Check him out he’s so cool

dollsonmain

........... THAT'S where the groan tube singing thing comes from?!??!?!

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omtai

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

gramarye

feminism has backslid so hard in recent years people don't even know what free the nipple means anymore

newtype-lila

rb to tell prev they're being so brave right now and pat their head a little please

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heated-blanket

RIP bozo status pending

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