bro, i know all the secrets of this universe

hmm lotta all caps posts on my dash. is something happening

oh my god sora is going to mexico

The criminal has been apprehended

Grond! Grond! Grond! Grond!

GROND! GROND! GROND! GROND!

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

What?

hail mary from rocky's perspective is so funny. imagine you met an alien for the first time ever and it was a hummingbird. its so so fragile and delicate and it needs to rest constantly and eat constantly and it views the world so totally different from you and then you find out the hummingbird is on a suicide mission

reblog to make prev stop having headaches

whenever you see C#m on a chord sheet you know the musician was just playing bar chords and couldn’t resist the temptation of the most annoying chord in the god damn book

so i just noticed that c sharp minor is a bit shocking to read when spelled out in shorthand

whenever you see cum on a chord sheet you know the musician was just jackin it

Despite everything the bug scuttles on