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my first ever commission! i made these for my friend trav for their twitch subscriber badges! I had so much fun making these :3 go follow him if you recognize any of these bad boys and like livestreams!

#fire emblem #y8 #rgg8 #ffxvi #tgaa #metaphor refantazio #guilty gear #ffxiv #transistor #hyper light drifter #dark souls #rivals of aether #jup art #jupiter speaks #pixel art

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theunfairfolk

the spirit is unwilling and the flesh it feels not so good also

northpearl3-deactivated20250728

huge fan of whatever they r doing on rednote

hbmmaster

we need to periodically remind everyone that a headline not including a person's name isn't an attempt to erase their identity from the narrative, it's just not good practice to put someone's name in a headline unless the reader can be expected to already know who they are

hbmmaster

"if you can say the name in the article why can't you say the name in the headline?" what do you think a headline is for

ankle-beez

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pangur-and-grim

things I’ve noticed in the UK:

- when you’re jay walking, cars will actively accelerate bc the drivers want to kill you for breaking the rules

- servers in restaurants act very scared and apologetic, so maybe people aren’t nice to them here??? or I could be terrifying

- it’s really cute when little kids have British accents, but I’m unmoved by adults with accents

- extremely good gluten free options. this country is like 20 years ahead of Canada in that regard

- people will give random insignificant buildings names with little plaques. and then that’s the name that shows up on the map. like even a smaller than average family home, you can name it like it’s a dog

- lots of brick and stone buildings. looks cute and charming until you enter one and there’s no air conditioning

- people are still wearing jaguar print. I like this. don’t let it die

pangur-and-grim

ohhh okay! amendment: cars will actively try to kill you for being small and made of flesh, instead of cool and metal like them

smallpwbbles

The fucking EGGS. Oh we are so COOKED

squidthechaotickid

atypical-snowman

deadbeatmaker

hannibal and will weren’t even toxic. all of that was normal

deadbeatmaker

armand is also normal

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kk888yyhh888yy

happy "Free sloppy at 7/11 // bet" day to all celebrating

kushblazer666

sorry your kid wouldnt stop naming pokemon in order so we had to flatten em into a sheet of lasagna

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Pokemon Heritage Post

pokemonheritageposts

the fact i just finished doing the Name Every Pokemon quiz, opened tumblr, and immediately saw my queue had spat this out

weaver-z

It's hilarious to me that Al Capone was an amazing tipper. I get why it took so long to catch him.

weaver-z

Me and the other caddies watching Al Capone beat a guy to death with a golf club after he gave each of us the 2022 equivalent of $1600

badsciencejokes

Dude has a death wish

vergess

Delighted to announce this bird is real and is a corvid.

Truly the family that just keeps giving.

haropla

I haven’t seen it in the notes yet, so afaik, here’s the source of that video! So now you can see the funny poison bird much more clearly.

It was taken by a biologist that studies birds so it seems like he knows what he’s doing. For the most part. Here’s his caption:

krystal-prisms

You all know that he 100% licked his fingers after handling that bird

totally-original-artist

openworldadventurer

nerdlingwrites

I can’t leave this in the tags, I’m sorry.

silkwhim

fun phenomenon

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epicsause-official

on sharing one's opinons

intj-confessions

Tread here.

toothsalad

The best part is OP got fired because their boss asked why they weren’t “incorporating blockchain technology” into the video switcher they were building and OP straight up said “you have no idea what you’re talking about” and went to lunch

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