dig, if you will, the picture

I could jerk off to any Rothko dead sober

a litter of noobs peacefully suckling the teat of the pro

just like cop shows love engineering scenarios where they can go damn we would have caught the serial puppy killer by now if only police had even more money and power, doctor shows love engineering scenarios where they can go damn we would have solved every problem with this patient's body by now if only patients weren't so pigheaded and lazy and entitled and dishonest

Am i more of a loser or a goner

Its ok if u say both because i know truth is suposed to hurt a lot for dumb fucks like me

has anyone ever tried putting raw eggs in the detergent slot on the washing machine and olive oil in the fabric softener slot to make clothes mayonnaise

life on earth has clawed its way back from the brink of extinction again and again and again. a better world is neither an impossible pipe dream nor a foregone conclusion. it is built. it is made by the bravest of those who came before us, who, knowingly or unknowingly, committed themselves to the noblest cause there is: the preservation of the only known life in the observable universe. act accordingly.

im a protected species you fucking asshole