The Wandsman's Breadcrumbs

cats are mostly on patrol but you can still talk to them

I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous

we’re so lucky that gilgamesh survived and is a banger. can you imagine if we found the oldest written human story ever recorded and it sucked balls.

did you know? some primates have been observed to exhibit "blogging" behavior

horses are like a type of bug if you think about it

(doomsayer who got his literature mixed up) forsooth! the gyre gimbals! the tove cannot hear the tovener! a vast image out of Spiritus Idnum troubles my sight; somewhere in trees of the tulgey wood, what rough bandersnatch slouches toward Bethlehem to be born?

Dude this sweet basket is the perfect size for all my eggs

Good heavens.

sometimes I'm wearing pants and just stop to think about how crazy it is that I'm wearing clothes with a vestigial slot for an entire horse

my understanding is that it's still operable, even