Saint Astrodome

There will be dogs!

In appreciation for the long weekend and the country as a whole, a panoramic view of the classic "shirtless parking lot fight" of season one of Vanderpump Rules.

Celebrating the fact that I'm staying in, drinking iced tea and making my way through C.H.U.E.C.O., a TV comedy about a talking chimp.

Take my hand Bologna sand And we’ll defeat The summer heat

¡Señor, dame castidad y continencia, pero no todavía!

Hunka Hunka. 

A summer peach shake from Chick-fil-A

70s ICONS. Linda Ronstadt and The Gorn sing "You're No Good" on an episode of The Sonny & Cher Show in 1974.

When you halt your ego trip, pay your tab and tip well, you can hang anywhere.

It's hard to stay mad at a world that has peanut butter and bread.

We ask the Saints because it feels too imposing and vain to ask God or Jesus directly. I know God has better things to worry about than the over/under on an Astros game but Saint Rita may have a few seconds.

I’ll rejoice in the Lord and my heart will not weaken Like Rizzoli and Isles in the Garden of Eden

Not going to go too deep trying to figure out why I ran so hard in someone else's race, just going to celebrate that I'm not doing it today.

Ann-Margret as Rusty Martin and The Gorn as Lucky Jackson in 1964's Viva Las Vegas.

He points to the south, then to the east. A cake of new clean lemon soap arises, diffusing light and perfume.

Saint Rita of Cascia is the patron saint of baseball but her strength can be petitioned in regard to life's other challenges.

Marcia! Marcia! Marcia!