one small step for man, a giant leap for milfkind

we’re so lucky that gilgamesh survived and is a banger. can you imagine if we found the oldest written human story ever recorded and it sucked balls.

I wish I was a female tiger because then if I was talking to someone and I was getting off topic I could say “but I tigress,” and then kill and eat them because I am a tiger

Hey op kinda buried the lead. This isn't just some illustration. ITS THE ABSTRACT.

one musruum..

We should popularize more hispanized phonetic spellings of classic character names like we did with esnupi

I think instrumence should be free for those who are pure of heart

u should be able to put ur hand down and let the instrument sniff u and if it smells a beautiful quality in ur heart and spirit that's ur instrument now. stray tumpet follow you home.. bwaa

tumblr kinda lives in a weird paradox where lemon demon is cringe drivel but neil cicierega is cool and respected

my human vaporizing machine continues to mistify people