Evolved Beyond Remorse

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if they put any politics in this story about post-american societies emerging and dying in the poisoned ruins of a stagnant conservative USA i will be so mad

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next

'he would not fucking say that' maybe he would if he knew he was starring in his very own porn fic for the sole purpose of delighting some freaks on archive of our own dot org. maybe he'd play it up for the cameras. ever consider that

I just want everyone to eat well and get old

every single one of us should have the chance to get old and bald and wrinkly and fat. I mean that sincerely

canon is whatever I perceive with my third eye

hi everyone. do yourself a favour and go create a beautiful horse for me

I hope my spider fucking book will hold universal appeal

Alright your Discord avatar and tumblr avatar are locked in a closet for 7 minutes ala 7 Minutes In Heaven. What happens

Well, are you?. We’re waiting.

There’s a lot to be umami about these days.

still boggles my mind that davrin isn’t Thee hottie of veilguard btw. i mean we All Know Why. but come on. what happened to the inherent charisma of warrior with big shield you guys loved warrior with big shield when it was alistair and cullen