Freckled Lili

also I don't think parents "these days" are uniquely terrible, I just think neglect is showing up in new ways as technology progresses. today's ipad kid would've been wandering around in a ditch alone all day and night before. parents not wanting to have to deal with children is not a new phenomenon.

Today's iPad kid is quite literally yesterday's "shoved in front of a TV for hours on end" kid.

My middle school gave you detention if you didn’t turn in your homework on time did I ever tell y’all about that

I've never been to a school with detention and at this point I'm too scared to ask what you actually do there

i feel like i never grew out of my Awkward Phase like damn this is just my life now

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

every day i am thankful to ancient humans for the domestication of the cat. fucking genius idea. agriculture was a good one too btw but you really outdid yourselves with the cat thing

in some way i have failed every single social interaction i have ever had

"i asked ai" okay well i asked my mom and she ignored me

too weird for normal kids too normal for weird kids Just right for being alone and miserable my entire life

rook is genuinely so funny because emmrich being stressed about the hand of glory just for rook to say "let's go to the necropolis, i'm sure looking at some graves will cheer you up" and then being right

it's wild how lack of willingness to show large amounts of your naked body in public is conflated with a discomfort or insecurity about said body. like obviously if people are motivated by those things that's also fine but it's like. "if you like your body you should want to wear as small a swimsuit as possible; the only reason to get """modest""" swimwear is if you're insecure or have religious motivations" so it's weird feeling like nah my body is awesome I just don't want every rando at the municipal pool to have visual access to it? lol. how I feel about my body is unrelated to whether strangers have a right to view it