May All Your Bacon Burn

I live next door to Italy and I can say with 100% certainty this is not exagerated.

atla heritage post

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

Op I’d like to thank you for sharing this. Ever since the first time I’ve read it I’ve held it in my mind and it really has helped me to be kinder to others and to myself.

My body is already an inhospitable environment, there’s no way a friggin baby would be able to survive in it

Also babies can’t even fight, how would they fare in battle against my inner demons?

sand tiger sharks

on it, boss lady

For context: Tiger sharks fetuses kill each other in the womb for sport

I love the notes saying this femme knows exactly what she's doing and it's all part of her flirting technique. You get it.

"I CANT HANDLE THIS" *handles this*

"I CANT TAKE ANOTHER DAY" *takes another day*

would you all like to see. my bird quilt

i did try keeping a diary for awhile but one-time I looked at an entry and it was just "IDONTWANTTOBEALONEANYMORE" written over and over again like a fucking horror movie and the entry right before was like "I made soupe today yay!" so I am like the worst diary keeper ever

it’s my full first day to myself in days if not weeks, and it’s gorgeous! i’m sitting on my balcony! there’s a blue jay! thank god for saturdays and sunlight and smoking lol