Greenhorn at life

i hate when a book describes a pause as pregnant. get your dick out of the pause

lore olympus AU in which aphrodite gets thrown out by hephaestus and ends up in TGOEM where she helps the girls find their sexual empowerment and confidence and it's just the plot of the house bunny

me putting the little tag back on the bread bag

Roosevelt elk (Cervus canadensis roosevelti)

really hilarious and unsexy when hetero romantasy authors refer to love interests as males and females. you sound like david attenborough narrating a special documentary on two turtles humping in the mud

i don't care if he's the king of the fae. if that man called me a desirable female i'd have him gelded