*screams in bilingual*

liberté égalité bicuriosité

Do I wanna ask about the gas leak..?

love is in the air? wrong! gas leak AND weed smoke.

Please do not smoke weed right next to the gas leak it is a significant safety hazard.

don't worry! we have the gas leak in one room and the weed smoke in another. it's very secure 👍

You remembered to close the door to the gas leak room before you entered the weed room, right? Please tell me you remembered to close the door to the gas leak room before you entered the weed room

someone fired a bullet through our bathroom wall the other day when we were gone, which is scary (but probably accidental), but the weirdest part is that we can’t actually find the place where it entered from outside... the wall inside is fucked up and you can see the hole where it came through, but there is no corresponding entrance hole on the exterior of the house. somehow the outer paneling was undamaged.

This is the most American post I have ever seen

“someone fired a bullet through my asbestos from a car chase” yeah fair

Did you ever find the other hole? It's been 5 years

Funnily enough I read a short story today that had the characters doing BDSM for physical fitness. Doesn't exactly hit point 3 I just wanted to talk about it

boys when you talk to them about their fermentation hobby

Ok i know that too some people it will just look like a question mark but i am in love with this 🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪new 🫪🫪🫪🫪emoji apple added it dosent even feel real🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪do the peo🫪🫪🫪🫪ple know🫪 about🫪🫪🫪 this🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪

If you imagine that hairy legs are flowers, then every spider is just a venomous bouquet!

I had a lego skeleton like this and his legs kept breaking off so I replaced them with a Contraption which made him comically tall

do you still have it?

He's in my mom's lego figurine collection. Somewhere.

100 times heavier is a lot. im pretty sure the second it becomes "stuck" it'd immediately cut through them like a hydralic press

I had a lego skeleton like this and his legs kept breaking off so I replaced them with a Contraption which made him comically tall