*finger guns*

me when I see a cat if I’m being honest

cell phone doesn't like water because it is a combination of the other three elements. it is a rock (earth) that we fill with lightning (fire) that can control radio waves (air). if it contained water too, it would be too perfect; it would be like a god. to prevent this, the universe kills the would be uniter-of-the-elements. it's basic science.

Hey op google what LCD stands for

i took an oath in third grade to never do drugs

I would make SUCH a good dead wife. I deserve to be in flashbacks spinning around.

Actually wait why are dead wives always spinning. Do we yearn for the romanticism of a beyblade or something.

the socially anxious little girl would like to silently observe your discord server

if she is feeling particularly brave she might emote react to one of the messages

my favourite genre of gay fiction is "making out would have been a lot less gay than whatever this bullshit is"

my favourite genre of gay fiction is "making out would have been a lot less gay than whatever this bullshit is"

my favourite genre of gay fiction is "making out would have been a lot less gay than whatever this bullshit is"

my favourite genre of gay fiction is "making out would have been a lot less gay than whatever this bullshit is"

my favourite genre of gay fiction is "making out would have been a lot less gay than whatever this bullshit is"