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Remember when Little Talks was on the radio all the time? Things were better then. Have we tried putting Little Talks back on the radio 18 times a day to see if that fixes things

i hate when the medical main plot interrupts my old man yaoi subplot

would be fun if language acquisition echoed language evolution a la recapitulation theory. kids going through an indo european phase.

fuuuuuck there really is an xkcd for everything

earth shattering news: I saw a post that wasn't exactly bad but which had a mixture of valid and invalid points and about which I now have vexed feelings

Earth shattering news: I saw a post with some very very good reblogs but smack dab in the middle was an extremely shitty take

How does it feel to have conceptualized the perfect Spider-Man trailer op

pining is 100000% the most important aspect of pre-relationship fic for me. good-natured whole-hearted pining filled with lovelorn gazing and chest aching and fluttering touches, that’s my top priority. i was put on this earth to watch characters suffer over the profundity of their love for another person. unrequited love is why god made me. characters finding out that their feelings are reciprocated after long months/years of suffering is why the universe was assembled from nothingness. amen.

javert cortisol levels SPIKES after chad convict morally MOGS him by MERCYMAXXING

OP is an optimist

When all you have is a vase, all your problems start to look like flowers

Well sometimes my problems look like two heads facing each other really close

dawn dimmadome? wife of doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome?

actually she took the dimmadome in the dimmadivorce

missing The Character is a strange thing because yea there's always the option to go back to their source material or looking at art or reading fics but it's also like i can't just call them up like i would a friend to see how they're doing and that's the frustrating part of it

The saddest misconception about Dean is that he wants to be needed. When it's the exact opposite. He wants so so so badly to not be needed so that he can be allowed to need instead.

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go