crazy bee lady

i eat your grandads clothes

Macklemoth

A sick wizard castle with a nondescript van painted on the side. A gothy pin-up girl with the portrait of a random trucker tattooed on her thigh. A bathroom-themed beach vacation. A beautiful brightly coloured cupcake that tastes like soap.

Jesus with a portrait of my grandma on his wall. A scimitar-wielding fantasy protagonist reading about the adventures of sixth-grader Kelsey. A National Park with a framed print of somebody’s living room.

they are poisoning us today with a thursday poison little do they know we’ve been through a few thursday poisonings so it won’t kill us just yet

guy who plays albums on mute, it was never really about sound for him as much as feeling a sense of progression through a series of named durations

the bus is never going to come because im a bad person

when the dj is so good it almost makes you feel you possess the cleanness from which you have always been barred!

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

going to the corner store to get more corners

recipes be like step one heat oil

step two dump it over the edge of the ramparts to discourage ladder based climbing