Sam keeping a diary as a young teen, like 12-13 age, and Dean finds out and reads it (bc ofc he does) expecting it to be great material for teasing (aw Sammy's first crush etc) but all the entries are like. Lake Mungo voice I feel like something bad is going to happen to me... It hasn't reached me yet but it's on its way. and Dean's like Sam your diary was honestly really weird and scary and Sam's like wtf you read my diary ????? and Dean's like. Don't change the subject.

Daily affirmations for tesla owners: your car is ugly as hell and everyone hates you

the art of not being ready and doing it anyway will take you far

Who up turning like a wheel inside a wheel

my friend's puppy has baffling levels of attitude for someone who's only been around for a handful of months. he understands concepts like deceit and civil disobedience and other things i didn't fully grasp until well into my 20s. this guy doesn't even know the seasons loop yet. he's probably like okay spring. what's next. some other new bullshit i bet

some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it

Shakespeare is like this

Shipping boring af if you don't hate one of them tbh

When I say I have a priest kink I mean I want to be so sexy I turn a man away from god