C'mon Babe We're Gonna Paint The Town

it’s so fucked up that we’re expected to play nice and endorse people’s bizarre extremist political ideologies and deny basic biology. every day I am asked to pretend that COVID just isn’t that big a deal.

Some of you seem to be gay #observations #intuitive

damn your pussy fat and long and hard and outside

I habe some bad news

BOTH TOWERS?

the crazy thing about this place called “grocery store” is that you always need to go there. especially if you like, just went.

@lesserknownwaifus

I admit I have enjoyed looking at boobies once or twice

i think i'd be checking my phone in the cuck chair to be honest

a couple weeks ago this guy posted in the chicago pagan facebook group saying that he’s a djinn and that there’s a portal between here and egypt and only he and one other person had the power to close it and there was going to be a massive sandstorm… like dude, close the fucking portal, why are you even telling us this

Update: i had enough for the deposit and i have a surgery date! Please help me cover the rest !