C'mon Babe We're Gonna Paint The Town

At the sex shop asking if I can buy a regular sized dildo I can put in my unremarkable asshole but they recognize me as the hero of legend regardless

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The United States ethnic cleansing against migrants is the culmination of decades of coups, foreign interventions and invasions of Latin America. This is the war against Latin American socialism and sovereignty coming home.

i think the angriest ive ever made someone on reddit was when they used an emoji while arguing and i said "What is this tiny yellow picture"

for real tho it feels exhausting that ive seen this whole "woman should be allowed to abstain from X beauty standard" -> "i perform X beauty standard, am i evil? do you think im evil? please forgive me i came up with a dozen excuses 🥺" since like 2015 (and i know its been going on longer than that) like girl thats not the poiiiiint

look me in the eyes. repeat after me. "i face societal pressure to perform this beauty standard. i should not face that pressure. i conform to this standard. i am rewarded for performing to this standard. i need to respect women who do not perform this standard. this is not about whether or not i am a sinner for wearing makeup."

[bravely] women in tv and movies should also have hairy armpits more often because it would be hot if they did

I really like the observation that some disabled people with a certain toxic mindset see themselves as temporarily embarrassed abled people.

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