C'mon Babe We're Gonna Paint The Town

I think Elliot Page should be allowed to kill people

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cleaned out the garage and found my old thinking cap from when i would think

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

you people aren't CASTING

charmed in a strange, sickly way by a small stand of feral corn growing in the gravel sideyard besides a massive industrial pasture's crowded feedyard

At the sex shop asking if I can buy a regular sized dildo I can put in my unremarkable asshole but they recognize me as the hero of legend regardless

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