C'mon Babe We're Gonna Paint The Town

[seeing a cis woman upset after a cis man called her a hysterical bitch] omg why are cis people always infighting?? gender norms oppress all of them, they should be fighting together :3 cis women need to stop making such a fuss and be kind to their brothers

"Why are they fighting when they could be kissing instead!"

i step out onto stage clad in full corpse paint and death metal regalia and start playing the most middle-of-the-road soft rock you've heard since 1974

also I promise you there are quite a lot of trans men who do not want to be told how attracted to their "afabness" you are. your obsession with people's government sex assignments is gross. spare us your essentialism and just don't fuck people you don't want to fuck it's that simple

cis people have to be weird and invasive about trans people's genitals or they'll die

cis people completely unprompted: hey lol i know you didnt ask but just so you know, i don't want to have sex with you. it's nothing personal, i just think you're disgusting. I'm still an ally, i support transgendereds, but i need you to smile and nod while i go into graphic detail about how much i hate your genitals or i will burst into tears. you're not mad, right? you dont think I'm transphobic, right? it's not my fault that i think your body is icky. but i do, btw, just so there's no confusion. i wouldn't touch you or anyone like you with a ten foot pole. because you're yucky. i support trans people though.

I love thinking about “lost episode” creepypastas from a production pipeline POV. I wanna be the guy who gets handed a script about a main character brutally dying with no actual plot and is like “Yeah sure. Greenlighted.”

“Everyone who watches this cursed Simpsons episode dies immediately afterwards” The storyboarder died on the spot right after they finished their work. Every single animator dies after they finish their cut, the studio just has to keep hiring new animators to replace the dead ones. They lost too much money already they HAVE to finish the episode that kills people.