Stray Amanuensis

if I saw a loud noise I'd look at it just like this

lol at how premodern Japan made such a big deal about horse archery. “that’s what China cares about so we care about it too” “okay but China cares about it because they are a massive expanse of plains and grasslands, you know, the actual ideal terrain for horse archers, while we are small and mountainous” “hoers archie tho :)”

FUCK YEAH.

FUCK YEAH!

New fromsoft level up maiden you gotta bite her neck to level up and she moans a little

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

The worst days of my life would've been slightly improved by a cunty gargoyle who's on my side.

Occasionally forget people genuinely think capitalism is thousands of years old

One time I was talking about Robin Hood with some coworkers and one guy was like “he was bad because the people he helped learned to expect handouts” and I wanted to be like… okay can you explain how that flawed capitalist propaganda applies to feudalism

reminder that capitalism was literally invented in the 16th century

That’s an exaggeration. What was invented in the 16th century was mercantilism. Capitalism really dates for the beginning of the nineteenth century, with the rise of industry and cash crops over artisans and merchants. Vulture capitalism, with the notion that companies have no duties other than generating profit, is even younger.

Capitalism is only 200 years old and I have to say, they have not been an impressive 200 years

An alarming amount of people seem to think capitalism = all trade, and I don’t think that’s a coincidence.

I genuinely think interactive fiction is an underappreciated art form.

If staff reformed the ban system to stop banning trans women and used the resulting good will to re-introduce pornography, this site would become a juggernaut. It would swallow Twitter whole.

no revenge because I forgot what you did #memoryloss

Pippi Longstocking is a fix-it AU Anne of Green Gables.

evil and fucked up way to spell kaylee 😭

Worse, it's an evil and fucked up way to spell kale