I Am Soup

Yet poor Sean Bean is stuck with the reputation for dying in every movie. Unfair.

Give him time, he still has many years of dying yet to come.

Also there’s the question of density vs quantity. If you make a hundred movies and die in 50, and someone else makes 30 movies and dies in 30, the first one has died more, but the second one has died more often per movie.

It’s the DPM ratio that really counts, IMO.

65/402 16% Danny Trejo 60/282 21% Christopher Lee 51/259 20% Lance Henriksen 41/211 19% Vincent Price 41/205 20% Dennis Hopper 41/204 20% Boris Karloff 39/209 19% John Hurt 33/117 28% Sean Bean

I’m so proud of the statistical side of tumblr for coming through on this.

Genuinely evil and dark-sided to put the periods between the letters in "milf" and "dilf." Like what is M.I.L.F. that is a supervillain organization composed entirely of cougars. Whoa that's a great idea actually post canceled hold on

I hate the ads that use Married Life as their backing music. Like, they're all either happy or failing to be nostalgic and it bugs me because yes, Married Life starts out as a happy song, but it very quickly turns melancholic and sad. I don't think it's the type of song that should be promoting a Disney cruise

I just hate the ads in general but I like that I have a new reason to hate them. Thanks :)

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Official ominous sign(s)

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

please don’t call me out like this.

This world. I needed it.

MICHAEL MYERS WAS 21?????????????

he should’ve been at the clubbbbbb……..

Wait twenty one for what? The earliest movie I can think of him in was “so I married an ax murderer” and he seemed at least late twenties.