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I’m not sure where my pinned comment went but most of my original posts are listed under #soupstuff

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segamascott

arcanetrivia

[Image description: Screenshot of this tweet from user lullabylarva. Tweet says, "i don't freak unless froken to". /end description]

sharktunarts

could u read that out loud im iliterate

(another sticker design for doujima)

fan-ofmanythings-yuri

they're both stupid.

justcakethanks

Their communication methods are getting more advanced. It's too bad the messaging isn't getting any better...

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retinaofthemindseye

gnawing-suspicion

ominous-signs

Official ominous sign(s)

fairycosmos

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

anthonycolonthree

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

i-amsoup

please don’t call me out like this.

cosmicparadiseee

I’m losing my mind over this image in what world did they need this photo

i-amsoup

This world. I needed it.

#deep space nine #quark #ds9 #ds9 quark

More gif ratings because I’m bored 321 lets go

Violently shaking vampire 10/10 very emotional

Momo doesn’t know how to read a fridge manual and all of his food will get warm 9/10

10/10 rawr

💀/10 this feels like that ova dio clip and I fear for my life

Do you have pizza?/10

#soup stuff

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silverequation

Silver’s Rouge standing pose

they’re the same

i-amsoup

samlickereightyone

MICHAEL MYERS WAS 21?????????????

samlickereightyone

he should’ve been at the clubbbbbb……..

helloitsbees

i-amsoup

Wait twenty one for what? The earliest movie I can think of him in was “so I married an ax murderer” and he seemed at least late twenties.

#michael myers

femminger

Wait are we actually not going to talk about the canon mike reveal

femminger

@deepfrieddeltarunememes

tlirsgender

Being critical of your interests is sooooo fun when you have the critic gene & then you sound kind of insane to the average tv watcher when you're like "this is my favorite show, It's Racist" & then you try to clarify what you mean & get that [Speech (legendary) - FAILURE] "the racism is really interesting though"

tlirsgender

[Speech (legendary) - SUCCESS] I find the sociopolitical context of pulpy old sci-fi born circa the civil rights movement really fascinating to analyze especially when it was progressive for its time but still reveals the writers' unexamined biases in the subtext

sqbr

Them: So you're saying its bad and I shouldn't watch it?

Me: I mean depends on your tolerance for this type of racism, but like I said it's my favourite show, it def has some great parts if you're up for it.

Them: Oh so it's not racist.

Me: It absolutely is.

Them: So you're saying racism is ok??

Me: No.

mikkeneko

i-amsoup

I don’t think I’ve ever once passed that speech check. “Oh it’s so good you just have to skip this, this, and this and be aware of this and it’s a great show” “so it’s bad?” “No it’s the best thing ever :)”

#soup stuff #star trek #reblogging this because I saw people talking about star treks omega glory episode

oldbutchdanielmolloy

too perverted for the normies not perverted enough for the real perverts how am i supposed to make it in this crazy world

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lupismaris

Do it scared but please don't do it hungry. Please don't do it dehydrated. It's gonna make it so much scarier. Please.

homunculus-argument

The Odyssey but retold as a low-stakes modern adventure of one guy out with his girlfriend leaving the bar with his buddies to do just one (1) simple thing real quick, it'll take like 15 minutes tops, he'll be right back, but then some bullshit happens and the trip keeps getting more complicated as more bullshit keeps happening while he just tries to get back to the bar because he promised his girlfriend that he'd get back and he knows that she's still there because she told him she'd wait there.

And by the time he finally gets back it's almost 3 am and the bar is about to close while she's sitting there stone cold sober, surrounded by 5 drunk guys unsuccessfully trying to convince her to give up on waiting for him and go home with one of them instead. And the guy shows up to proceed to beat the shit out of them before explaining himself to her like hey sorry bullshit kept happening, my phone fell into a storm drain and my wallet got stolen when I was trying to find someone who'd borrow me a phone so I could call and

thekijs

His girlfriend had been fending off the 5 drunk guys for most of the evening by explaining that even if she was going to ditch her boyfriend, she can't possibly leave without finishing her beer, which she is keeping perpetually full via careful sleight of hand where she's just pouring it back and forth into and out of the pitcher.

However the drunk guys are also drinking, and eventually she can't afford to buy another pitcher for the table so she can't keep up the ever-full beer glass trick. At this point she has to resort to setting up the pool trick shot that she's never seen anyone but her boyfriend pull off, and says she'll leave with whoever manages the shot first.

That buys her another hour or so and then, finally, her boyfriend makes it back. He looks like shit, hair down and just a mess, he's wearing an entirely different jacket that he got from an alley, and barely recognizable—especially to 5 guys who've been drunk for hours now. He lurks for a minute, finds out what's going on, and proceeds to pull off the trick shot first try. Throws the jacket off, fixes his hair with a hair tie his girlfriend lends him, finally looks like himself again, and THEN beats the shit out of them with the pool cue.

weaselle

yuh i was there, that's how it happened

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