I Am Soup

Wait are we actually not going to talk about the canon mike reveal

@deepfrieddeltarunememes

Them: So you're saying its bad and I shouldn't watch it?

The Odyssey but retold as a low-stakes modern adventure of one guy out with his girlfriend leaving the bar with his buddies to do just one (1) simple thing real quick, it'll take like 15 minutes tops, he'll be right back, but then some bullshit happens and the trip keeps getting more complicated as more bullshit keeps happening while he just tries to get back to the bar because he promised his girlfriend that he'd get back and he knows that she's still there because she told him she'd wait there.

His girlfriend had been fending off the 5 drunk guys for most of the evening by explaining that even if she was going to ditch her boyfriend, she can't possibly leave without finishing her beer, which she is keeping perpetually full via careful sleight of hand where she's just pouring it back and forth into and out of the pitcher.

hello fellow artists. google has fallen. pinterest/duckduckgo AI filters don't work. do not despair; here is a list i made of places to find reference images without having to sift through piles of worthless garbage. (for future editing convenience i am just linking my blog post on dreamwidth.)

You’ll never believe

favorite thing about each deltarune release is that i don't personally have a weird route save file and i kinda forget it exists until i get online so playing each chapter and unblocking the spoiler tags to see everyone posting fanart of the kris and noelle torment and torture power hour feels like this

chickens are like garbage disposals, other than the things that would outright kill them I can't recall something they wouldn't eat. including chicken.