I Am Soup

I hate the ads that use Married Life as their backing music. Like, they're all either happy or failing to be nostalgic and it bugs me because yes, Married Life starts out as a happy song, but it very quickly turns melancholic and sad. I don't think it's the type of song that should be promoting a Disney cruise

I just hate the ads in general but I like that I have a new reason to hate them. Thanks :)

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Official ominous sign(s)

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

please don’t call me out like this.

This world. I needed it.

MICHAEL MYERS WAS 21?????????????

he should’ve been at the clubbbbbb……..

Wait twenty one for what? The earliest movie I can think of him in was “so I married an ax murderer” and he seemed at least late twenties.

Being critical of your interests is sooooo fun when you have the critic gene & then you sound kind of insane to the average tv watcher when you're like "this is my favorite show, It's Racist" & then you try to clarify what you mean & get that [Speech (legendary) - FAILURE] "the racism is really interesting though"

[Speech (legendary) - SUCCESS] I find the sociopolitical context of pulpy old sci-fi born circa the civil rights movement really fascinating to analyze especially when it was progressive for its time but still reveals the writers' unexamined biases in the subtext

I don’t think I’ve ever once passed that speech check. “Oh it’s so good you just have to skip this, this, and this and be aware of this and it’s a great show” “so it’s bad?” “No it’s the best thing ever :)”

too perverted for the normies not perverted enough for the real perverts how am i supposed to make it in this crazy world