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If shit goes south here, you can always find me on Bluesky!
Screenwriter, baker of treats, petter of dogs, player of video games and reader of books, just so so many books ๐ง๐ช๐ง๐ฎ๐ฉ๐ปโ๐ป๐ป๐ฒ๐ฝ๐บ๐ธ ๐๐๐
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You can find me on ao3 at: JuneJems
And Discord at: JuneJems
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i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer
Getting up at 6 am IRL: aw fuck itโs so early oh my god
Getting up at 6 am in an rpg: *banging pots and pans together in front of the cobblerโs shop* WAKEY WAKEY THE SUN IS UP I WANT SOME SHOOOOOOOES
customers the same in all universes
this is it. this is the best response iโve ever received on this post. everyone pack up, go home, weโre done here
Wait, the dog days are over? The dog days are done? And no one told me ๐ฐ?!
S-should I run @saintemry ๐จ?
i think youโd better ๐ฐ ohhh shit here they come
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Oh no ๐จ I havta get to my mother, my father, my children, my sisters and brothers quickly ๐๐ฟโโ๏ธ
Dude you left all your love and your longing behind, tidy up after yourself please
Can I carry it with me? I want to survive ๐ฅบ
I think one of the best and unintentionally funniest worldbuilding aspects in Star Wars is the reasoning of why did Bail and Breha adopt Leia instead of having their own children. Leia is first established as the princess of Alderaan before she is written to be Luke's sister. So now we need to figure out how she got to Alderaan. She was adopted because she needed to be hidden and separated from her brother. Bail was placed there to be one of the only people who knew so there would be a reason why it was them who got her. They specifically wanted a daughter. Why? Because Alderaan is a matriarchal society, so they needed a princess. Why didn't the Queen and her husband have biological children? Because they can't. Why? Because the Queen can't have kids. Why? Because she got injured as a teenager and got her internal organs replaced and her body can't handle a pregnancy. How did she get injured so badly? She fell off of a mountain. How did that happen? She was climbing it. Why was the future Queen climbing a mountain in the first place? Because she needed to go through three challenges in order to inherit the throne and one of them required her to go through something physically impressive. Why? Because before that they just held a Battle Royale for all the heirs and the one left alive got the throne and they at some point figured out that maybe they shouldn't be doing that, actually. Oh, okay.
I am once again reminded of this image
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โI shouldnโt have eaten that last pilotโ GUILLERMO ๐ญ๐ญ
Happy pridemonth
2026 - 2025 - 2024 - 2023
in spite of it all, happy 2026 pride.
you can download current and past hi-res versions of these over at my ko-fi (ok to print for personal use): https://ko-fi.com/mxmorgan/shop/freedownloads
you can also snag shirts here which go to various orgs: https://mxmorgan.threadless.com/collections/pride
these get reposted a whole lot from here to reddit to twitter to tiktok and on and on, and i don't personally care whether or not i'm credited. i made these for everyone to use, enjoy, and find meaning in them. i appreciate folks who do credit me, but if able, please at least link to the threadless shop in the previous post - folks can get an official shirt where 90% of earnings go to trans led orgs focused on mental health (which is an important matter in general, but very personal to me) and not from a scam bot site selling AI-churned maga garbage where you probably won't get one anyway. i also suggest downloading the files from my ko-fi - they are free/PWYW and you can use them to make your own shirt, patch, embroidery project, whatever. tips are always nice, cuz i do like a pizza now and then, but never required for download.
final thought - breaking the pride tradition and more than likely won't make a new piece. the top one from TDOV is all i'm making this year. i have my focus on other projects currently and i don't want to force a poster design. these came from a specific head space and my current head space is Very Tired lmao so i wanna work on other things. ๐
this pride month weโre all going to be radically pro transgender. or else.
hey so this means radically pro ALL transgender. donโt put limitations on this. all trans people are radically accepted here.
When my mother forgets a word๏ฟผ, she is the queen of coming up with new words. Words that would take a third National Treasure movie to fully decipher.๏ฟผ I was talking to her yesterday, and she said this: โYou know the time for los jibbities is coming up๏ฟผ. You must be so excited!โ๏ฟผ Oh, is it time for los jibbities already?๏ฟผ I must have missed it on my calendar. ๏ฟผAre we celebrating something? โOf course๏ฟผ! We should all be celebrating, shouldnโt we?โ ๏ฟผOK, so los jibbities is a happy thing.๏ฟผ Itโs not like something is giving you the heebie-jeebies, which would have been my one and only guess.๏ฟผ โLos heebie-jeebies? Now youโre making things up.๏ฟผ..and this is my show.โ Youโre right. The time for los jibbities is coming up๏ฟผ. Is this a season? โYes, the season for love. The season for pride.โ๏ฟผ OK, los jibbities. โYeah, sound it out.โ Losโฆjibbities. LGBTs! โSรญ, mira cuz youโre gay!โ โYou couldnโt just say pride season? You couldnโt justโฆ *laughs*
HAPPY LOS JIBBITIES EVERYBODY!!!
The time for Los Jibbities has arrived!
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if i had a dick i would love to have a disappointing orgasm in the shower while thinking of something or someone that i felt i should not be thinking about & then stand under the water with my forehead against a wall watching the proof of my guilt & shame go down the drain
The insight I get into the female mind thanks to this website is amazing.
not a female ๐
pause everybody take notes. real trans ally
We all got that one mutual that be going through the most treacherous situations a person could endure and then posting a few minutes later about why such and such should get fucked through a concrete wall.
Mutual: my situationship partner just got caught in a tornado at a broken glass factory where they were cheating on me with my landlord who just increased my rent by 6000% and my pet marmot has a disease so rare theyโre naming it after him and all my bones are becoming apricot jelly which Iโm allergic to.
Same mutual 16 minutes later: Do you think Ronald McDonald and the Burger King ever explored each otherโs bodies?
There are a lot of reasons to oppose monarchy but one of the most overlooked is that the king is always getting stuck in some kind of hazardous puzzle chamber filling up with gravel or lava or something. Do your fucking job man
every movie poster just looks like this to me now
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Writing tips:
โYou feel the bulge in his pantsโ - implies that you are feeling some guyโs penis, may be sexy depending on context
โYou feel the bugle in his pantsโ - implies that this guy has a military horn in his pants, invites confusing questions like why does he have that and how big are his pockets
Both options convey that he's horny
How dare you be funnier than me on my own post
"don't assign human morality to non human things" is so true except when it comes to printers. they know what they are, they understand dilemmas and ethics and morality. they choose to be how they are, they choose to be evil, at their very core they are rotten
