I’m An Adult… Shit.

i (type 1 diabetic) was explaining autoimmune diseases to someone and she was like ohh right so yours is the good kind of diabetes where you didn't do it to yourself. to which i objected that's not how type 2 works either. and she said well that's the fat old people disease. and i was like you can't say that, a) not how it works and b) extremely rude. and her defense was her grandparents have type 2 and "did it to themselves" and since they're fat old people she reserves the right to hate on them. i understand hating shitty grandparents but YOU are the shitty one here to hate on them for their medical conditions and weight rather than literally anything else. hello?!

Gay person: i’m gay

When u return to the songs on an almost perfect album that didn’t click and they finally do and are actually the most beautiful subtle and nuanced beauties that perfectly display the artists mastery of their craft it makes u wonder what else have you overlooked. And is this world secretly more beautiful than I’ll ever know? How embarrassing. Is all of my hopelessness just disguised arrogance ? And if so then there is a way out. we just have to keep looking and be open to chance

Can we also invent some that don’t steal my potato chips?

you were almost turned into a vampire, but before you could be fully turned, the vampire was staked. This left you with a vampire weakness, while still being human.

See, the problem with character vs character polls is that you will at some point reach the rule of funny. So the real question isn't if One Punch Man Saitama or Goku would win, the real question is:

who wins is not about who is more powerful (I think it's pretty clear that Miss Piggy is physically very strong, she's always as strong as she needs to be to win, but Bugs has mystical, near god-like transformation, charm, and prop powers when it's For the Bit) but whose rules are dictating the scene.