I’m An Adult… Shit.

we desperately need sex 2

i just know someone's going to mention kink. girl that's still sex 1. we had to invent BDSM cause we didn't have sex 2. tis but a pale reflection. but it's coming

kink reaches mayyybe like sex 1.3 if it hits just right

when sex 2 comes out what sorts of quality of life updates will be included to help draw in people who never really got into sex 1

more pleasurable. more intellectually stimulating. higher skill ceiling. more dynamic metagame. optionally more mental-emotional alignment between parties. less cleanup. more intuitive. more variety in sensation and activity to match diverse sensory tendencies. smoother integration with parties' coupled emotional processing. and so on

Fishing minigame.

Fishing minigame

I hope sex 2.0 isn't like web 2.0

I sense Maomao's presence

why do US patriots think they own "red white and blue" there's a lotta red white and blue flags out there. "i stand for the red white and blue" yass me too let's go costa rica 🇨🇷🇨🇷🇨🇷🇨🇷 let's go laos 🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦 fuck it up liberia 🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷 nepal get triangular with it 🇳🇵🇳🇵🇳🇵

Reblogging in honor of the first day of baseball season.

Tumblr is the reason why I have something I call the cashier test which is, if i told this to a random cashier at the grocery store, would they think you're crazy at best or at worst would they be warranted in leaping over the counter and beating the shit out of you. Karl Marx mpreg is crazy, but not beating the shit out of you crazy. The cashier will probably talk about you to their coworkers and it might even make their day. Telling someone they're complicit in their own oppression by working a minimum wage job at a grocery store makes them warranted in leaping over the counter to beat the shit out of you.

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives

many dishonourable knaves in the notes of this post

I really wonder what the demographic outcome would be of trans people involuntarily getting "the body you'd have if practicality wasn't a concern" like what percentage of the resulting bodies would be obviously nonhuman?

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams she found herself transformed in her bed into a cyborg werewolf with dragonfly wings.

There are certain period pieces where it is obvious the writer and director had little to no knowledge about the period it is set in and no desire to grasp the historical complexities which is….fine. But maybe stick to contemporary bullshit if you’re too lazy to immerse yourself into research and trying to understand what life would have been life for people living in that period. This isn’t about anachronisms, I love the occasional creative anachronism, this is about the persistent flattening of history and recreating it with your dull, stuffy stereotypes of historical periods through a 21st century lens.

An example would be people complaining about characters of color in European period pieces, the idea that there was this overarching cultural and ethnic hegemony until recently is not historically accurate and depicting history that way dulls it. Wuthering Heights was written 180 years ago and adaptors still don’t want to acknowledge Heathcliff was not white even though his race and the racism he experiences is important to the plot. You also see this in the misogynistic way female characters are treated in many period pieces, simply chattel made to breed, no research into what agency women actually did and did not have at that time or their day to day lives, they’re not people to the modern writer, just miserable creatures made to suffer.

Obligatory truck I don’t trust reblog

A jaded vampire who accidentally discovers SSRIs and now wants to just chill and pick up some hobbies is the most Ally Beardsley take on an immortal predator. He still eats people but he doesn’t want his whole unlife to be ABOUT that, you know? Blood raves are out. A pottery studio is in.