I’m An Adult… Shit.

Spin the wheel to find out your weakness!

Whoever's the 'hero', the other one loses. That's just how it has to work for both of them.

If Bugs has genuinely earned Miss Piggy's ire, she whoops him. If Miss Piggy is trying to cook Hare Surprise for dinner, he's gonna run her ragged. But there's no automatic winner, here.

However, I think the actual funniest outcome (and the funniest outcome wins in scenarios like this) is a real duck season rabbit season elmer season kind of moment, if you catch my drift. Like we gotta see them both go back and forth and it's gotta be clear that nobody has the clear advantage. Very unstoppable force meets immovable object type situation. Nobody's coming out the winner, there's a close calls on all sides.

* well then.

* ain't nothing you can do about it.

* well how about that then.

* you brought that upon yourself dude.

* it is what it is.

* that was completely to be expected.

* tja.

* tja.

* tja.

* tja.

* tja.

* tja.

A picture of a presentation on a wall, black text on a white background. The text reads:

"Word of the Day (German)

"tja"

- a German reaction to the apocalypse, Dawn of the Gods, nuclear war, an alien attack or no bread in the house."

my wife once asked our roomate where she was parked in a group chat. but she messed up the word "parked" and instead spelled it as "garked". and then me and my roommate just started referring to parking as garking because its just really fun to give my wife shit. its just part of the professional little brother playbook.

but also, at some point it stopped being ironic and we just started calling parking garking.