My Truest Love, Know No Shame

I wish I could experience Ilya slamming Shane into the boards —-> Ilya shoving Shane face down ass up onto his couch jumpcut for the first time again

hey what are you wearing to the first day of dry hump summer camp? im gonna wear my blue basketball shorts with my black tank and my cunty little leather bag do you wanna match?

david hollander upon meeting his sons partner for the first time: i am struggling to reconcile this new piece of information with the public image i have of you as a pussymonster

going chronologically was of course the right choice for the show but man i love the prologue in heated rivalry so bad. boston montreal game. these two guys are trying to kill each other on the ice. the audience is frothing at the mouth. the montreal metros lose the game and they are coming up with ways to kill rozanov if the purge ever happens. and then when shane gets home there's a knock on the door and he's opening it with a "what took you so long". remember the two guys who were just trying to kill each other? Surprise! they are having incredibly tender sex. shane's inner monologue the whole time is "i am a bad seed on this earth (for wanting to fuck men). everything i want (fucking men) is horrible and fucked up. i am evil. i am evil. i am evil but i will find a wife. yes btw this has been going on for seven years and he has ruined me for anyone else. but i am NOT in LOVE."

everyone at petco rn is bobbling the ball if you're at the game find your way onto the field and they'll give you a chance to bobble it too

i supported randy arozarena when i thought he was badmouthing cal raleigh to reporters unprompted

I want to die surrounded by mass market paperbacks from the 60s/70s