how about you go be immortal at brunch?

“which could mean nothing” is my favorite sentence ever bc on the surface it describes something that COULD indeed mean nothing. but we use it to emphasize the other side of that coin i.e. that it could also mean something. it keeps us grounded bc we are technically focusing on the liklihood that the information given doesn’t necessarily imply gay sex is happening, while still silently acknowledging the possibility that it might.

attaching something to an email is so scary. what if i accidentally put hard-core porn in there. i don't think i have any downloaded but what if i do and i attached it to the email. what then.

they should invent a disproportionate emotional response that goes away when you understand it's disproportionate. they should invent a way to logic yourself out of emotions

a girl at the club spiked my drink with jasmine and a wave of tranquility washed over me

we really can’t overstate how damaging it has been to indoctrinate the public with the idea that if they let themselves eat as much as they want, they’ll eat too much. human bodies, when permitted over the long term to eat as much as they want, actually get really, really good at calibrating their hunger and satiety, and will over time eat exactly the right amount for themselves. the common conception of a balanced eater as a minimal or restrained eater is absolutely wrong. balanced eaters eat quite a lot (compared to diet cultural ideas about right intake amounts), and they do so consistently and permanently. healthy, balanced eating isn’t some tightrope walk, it’s a gigantic net of total permission to eat.

flintgenderism actually so special to me. even in s1 when he's doing pirate drag (cunted up to the gods: twirly villain 'stache, touch of eyeliner, 200 rings) he's so butch about it. and just keeps it rolling. beat a man to death with his bare hands. new leather jacket. new stud. overwhelming grief. bald now. communist praxis. beardmaxing #mymasccaptain

“sparkling water” sounds… so pure. so aesthetically pleasing. but in actuality? it is…. Repulsive

"Write character relationships that are normal" WRONG ☝ CODEPENDENCY BEAM 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

supernatural had NOOOO business saying shit like “freedom is a length of rope. god wants you to hang yourself with it.” where the FUCK do they get off saying something that good? on cw show supernatural????

Training in the gym with the sole goal of being the butch equivalent of a nerdy scrawny looking guy who takes off his shirt one day to reveal that he’s actually jacked

let's all go out and buy pink refreshing citrusy fruity sexually arousing drinks