how about you go be immortal at brunch?

“hallelujah” by leonard cohen being played as an easter and christmas song, “zombie” by the cranberries” being played as a halloween song, and “born in the U.S.A.” by bruce springsteen being played as a Fourth of July/generic us patriotism song have got to be a special trifecta of the most no-listening-comprehension musical moments that happen on seasonal playlists every single year 

the first time that we see an actual pirate battle in black sails being from the point of view of a first timer who was there as an accountant.... people complain that black sails is a lot of talk and little action but like that's what organized armed forces are like! it's 90% logistics and 10% violence !! having the bloodless accountant of all people be our pov character who goes fucking apeshit in the adrenaline of survival is just sooo good !!!! it's so much better and more intense and grounded in the senses than if we had followed flint or billy, who we as an audience would not be able to relate to, and would have allowed us to distance ourselves from the reality of carnage. sorry this isn't particularly insightful i just LOVE black sails that's good writing babey! remember good writing ! rare good writing sighting ! good writing: not a myth. good writing: it's possible if you simply write good. it's that easy

i dont think straight people should be allowed to do "enemies to lovers" i think if a man is your enemy you need to trust that you were correct the first time and slay him in battle

they should invent putting on sunscreen that doesn't feel like putting on sunscreen

i’m not even that much of a pervert i can just find the eroticism in anything. doesn’t get me bricked up necessarily i just like to appreciate it.