Oh no! Darkspawn

(Getting swindled by a genie) it’s like talking to a fucking tumblr user with you

the genie: how dare you say I'm fucking a tumblr user

the turrets from portal still kinda give me gender envy, i love that theyre basically just chuuni little girls who want a hug and get upset when they cant do their job . and ughh dont get me started on their ‘awawawas’ when they fall over … theyre so sweet .. i love you turrets from portal

in my beautiful thedosian vision the land between tevinter and the free marches is steppe. and dalish and human pastoral clans continue to roam there

you're such a good girl aren't you? press the A button with the correct timing to perform a shield parry for mommy

oh hey I have a thing like that last one that I like to do sometimes, but I do it lying down in bed. it's a very satisfying pop/shift in my hips/lower back, but doesn't always work. maybe I will try his version and see if it is more effective for me