World's #1 moon glazer

I think the badge system thing on Tumblr is great cos it immediately helps you identify who not to take seriously

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

genuinely if it becomes a film making trend to adapt 4chan/reddit posts into movies i think we should ban the moving image

so many unread books on my shelf. unsure which to start first so ill just read nothing

i’m so thirsty… won’t you use /water to water me?

/water

boy are you a werthers original cause i could suck you for about three minutes

but after that im chewing on it

told my parents i'm trans & they asked if i was AMAB or AFAB

little gray alien seasoned roasting dead on a spit with an apple in his mouth #SOLARPUNK