World's #1 moon glazer

I think the badge system thing on Tumblr is great cos it immediately helps you identify who not to take seriously

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

genuinely if it becomes a film making trend to adapt 4chan/reddit posts into movies i think we should ban the moving image

so many unread books on my shelf. unsure which to start first so ill just read nothing

i’m so thirsty… won’t you use /water to water me?

/water

boy are you a werthers original cause i could suck you for about three minutes

but after that im chewing on it

told my parents i'm trans & they asked if i was AMAB or AFAB

little gray alien seasoned roasting dead on a spit with an apple in his mouth #SOLARPUNK

little bit of advice: if you can't tell if a post online is a joke, you should always assume that it is not a joke and the op is either an idiot with an inflated ego or is lying on purpose for malicious reasons. in both cases the best course of action is to aggressively correct them and insult them, maybe even threaten to kill them