Sea of Memes

shes having a big adventure on my pee wee cause im #HERMAN

The entitlement of US Vietnam vets is so fucking wild because, like, on top of everything else they lost the war! These people will stand tall and demand you recognize the “sacrifices” they made for your “freedom,” as though they didn’t suffer a humiliating military defeat. Talk about participation trophies!

The nature of service work in the US is that someone will frequently walk up to you and say “Hello, I shot every Vietnamese child I could see and still lost the war. Please give me everything for free now? 🥺” and if you do the decent thing and tell them to kill themselves you get fired

Everyone pretend that I reblogged this for veterans' day

Apparently “being able to do a pitch perfect Frieza laugh” isnt a valuable skill that can score me an internship at Gender Neutral Arby’s

The state of this country is something else

as soon as people start going "hey this sucks actually" about something popular there begins a secret 7-year timer until the discourse shifts overnight to "no it was good all along and it's honestly problematic to say otherwise". for instance right now they're trying to redeem stomp-clap-hey music

Everyone is bloomscrolling in my beautiful internet garden

"call mastercard and visa" as a political strategy ranks somewhere in between "call your representatives" and "can i speak to your manager"

call your representative's manager

can we send up a quick thank you to pdf uploaders, torrent seeders, copy sharers, scanlators, fansubbers, digitizers, paywall dodgers, and various other internet archivers for making niche art and information more accessible in a media landscape where all but the most profitable mainstream are often tossed aside and left to rot

Happy 15 year anniversary!

Watching the Trump-Elon breakup is like watching the neighbors who have screamingly loud sex on the regular fight over who's turn it is to wear the strap. Except the neighbors control the prices of things and also whether or not you have rights and also the safety of your food.

@kingofsalmonids

All pride is kink to bigots

Wtf????

Smoove with it too 

This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters. 

“Pathetic.  You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”

Baseball players are to be feared

Reblogging for the last one

^Same for me

They just kept getting progressively more “woah”

much woah

Oh my god this is a lucky universe

every time this post comes around, my favorite part is the “I know it’s the Mets” qualifier at the beginning lmao like how baseball that this zillion note posts starts with “sorry for putting this hellteam on your dash, bUT”

Y’all have no idea how hard I was trying not to laugh in class at that poor bird

They…they just blew up a fucking bird…

World Heritage Post

draft kings could do the funniest thing ever right now and offer a free $5 bet on the next pope