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usamerican soldier STUNNED into silence when he learns that his willing and paid participation in the murder and neocolonization of foreign people is a huge red flag to everyone with a conscience

when people treat trans women's breasts as if they aren't real breasts and when they treat our vaginas as if they aren't real vaginas they are contributing to the idea that when we are raped it isn't really rape

Update: this tastes like if a baha blast could kill you and annihilates any ongoing anxiety attacks

Update update: comparing this to a long island is like comparing a pickup truck to a tank

haters will see you going to therapy and be like he cant afford sixpenceee heals

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

another history making marvel post I never see anyone talk about is “so is nobody helping blade kill all those vampires”

I shall prepare a stew for the wedding! Extra salt!

wait wait wait stew goblin wait

everyone riding the train today got 250 xp after a level 32 dracula wandered onto the tracks