hoopy frood

my me themed tumblr account

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

Wheres my toy or i'll get mad now

woewwwww your deleted messages Do not make me anxious at all because i am a normal person with a regulated nervous system ❤️❤️❤️❤️🙏😊😊😊

when i was little and i went to church people would talk about “fearing god.” they would use ‘’fear’ to describe like a way of respecting him while understanding his power and i never knew what that  meant until i met a fucking horse 

This… went in a completely different direction than I thought.

Horses will do that too - go in a completely different direction than what you thought. It’s one of the reasons they’re feared.

do you like my repetitive and outdated music taste

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

message to all sick bitches who like freak sex. please survive

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

Unfortunately you will talk like a tumblr user for your entire life. Sorry.

Unfortunately your kids might also talk like Tumblr users. My daughter said "Get cherished, idiot" to her cat yesterday.

Children usually do pick up their parents' native languages, yes

I’m working on myself. I should be emotionally available by 2027 I can feel it.

okay. breathe. listen to my voice. can you tell me five things in this room you can fuck?

okay great. now list me four things in this room you can kill.

beautiful. there you go. okay. now: tell me three things you can impose unjust taxes on.

almost done. can you list two things you could shove in a pipe and smoke?

last one: one thing you could use as a makeshift weapon?

why are you still crying

The guy who dresses up as a fox has now withdrawn his nomination, condemning the by-election as a farce.