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Yes some languages like French or Thai or Japanese have nonsensical or weird spelling but you can already read English so you should be used to that by now

French have many silent letters, but so do we. Grab French by the throat. Choke it to death to assert dominance.

Just learn Irish or Finnish or Hungarian or Basque if you want a phonetic language. But no, for some reasons "that's too complicated". Aight then, suit yourself.

Or learn Low German/ Low Saxon where we don't have a formalised spelling system at all and everyone just spells to their hearts content.

Where are the resources to learn Plattdeutsch btw? It’s a heritage language for me but you say that you wanna learn it and everybody just talks about how impractical that is

Thanks. I can read in high German somewhat so I’ll look into that.

it’s really nice to cook a meal for the exhausted transfem. it’s nice to let her rest for once.

young old person tip for you all. go get some photos printed (pauses so someone can say bogos binted) and fill out a physical album

and annotate them with who is in the photos and when and where the photos were taken!!! your extended family 50 years from now will be grateful, and so will you if you end up forgetting any details

(sprints into room late, looking harried and frantic as fuck) bogos binted. did I miss it

To anyone confused- he said he’d give money to anyone who could give him a concrete action plan, then the UK called his bluff and showed him one and now he’s leaving them on read.

He was baiting morons-there is no plan that ends world hunger for that amount of money. There is no plan that ends world hunger for a hundred times that amount of money. And anyone with a high-school understanding of economics knows that.

Whatever you need to pretend to get through the next 937 days, my friend. If you need to believe in fairies to cope, then by all means.

this man was the world's first trillionaire and will likely reach that number again by the way. he can fucking afford it.

you make one fucking post where the point is “women are encouraged to develop disordered eating from a very young age and that impacts how we view the ‘natural’ size and shape of women” and too many reblogs later i am being accused of saying short people wouldn’t exist if they ate better growing up. i’m sorry but if you genuinely think i was saying that you are just a buffoon. i cannot and will not sanction your buffoonery.