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lesbianshepard

waaaay back when I was a cashier in retail we would talk about dumb shit while unloading the truck, and we got to the "what would you do in a zombie apocalypse" me and another worker were like yeah we would just die. End it all, we can't fight or run or shit. I refuse to put that much effort into survival.

And my manager was like no!!!! If that happened, I would drive to find you guys in my truck and we could eat stuff from my wife's garden and I would make sure everyone I know survived!! I would carry you all on my shoulders away from the zombies!!

Anyway, random shout out to that guy. You were too kind for retail management, Devin.

pirateprincessjess

“Covid game me narcolepsy” no you fucking pervert it didn’t. You’re just a weirdo with a gross fetish. Covid didn’t make you suddenly want to fuck dead people. Keep that shit to yourself you gods damned weirdo

I have type 2 Narcolepsy. Studies have shown that serious viral infections can cause people to develop Narcolepsy if they are already genetically susceptible to having it. This includes covid. That is what happened to me.

You on the other hand might want to google the difference between Narcolepsy and Necrophilia….

pirateprincessjess

Yall, I can’t believe that I have to do this, but I am going to say this in as clearly as possible

The anon was very confused.

I have Narcolepsy, which is a sleep disorder. Narcolepsy has nothing to do with Necrophilia. I am not into necrophilia.

pirateprincessjess

I didn’t realize that one said “necropolises.” That’s actually so funny. I think that one must have been a joke

fiendir

waxminutes

Love the moments in Xena: Warrior Princess where the music swells and Xena says something like “Gabrielle, stay back. This is Menthos, god of brain aneurisms” and the camera cuts to, and I cannot stress this enough, Literally Just Some Guy From New Zealand

covington-shenanigans

the tags in the notes are incredible and they're all 10000% accurate, i am wheezing

jazzedforthefall

YEAH FINE WHATEVER SYNONYM MAKES YOU HAPPIEST

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cowplantblues

Actually when I say “fuck all billionaires” I particularly mean Taylor “having my wedding in the middle of the busiest city in the world on the busiest weekend in the world in the part of the city the majority of commuters need to get through because fuck working people” Swift

norondor

fuck you if you like this dumb nepo baby white supremacist.

fyanimaldiversity

A beautiful grey American crow (Corvus brachyrhynchos) [x]

crossstitchworld

I’m framing several projects in one frame for the first time, and I love how these four seasons look together by JeyJul on reddit

hamtastrophe

scribbletalks

i need people to know that warlock girl went on to win that season of America’s Next Top Model by like a significant margin

bobbole

Anthony Machuca, Wake up Steve, our bowls are empty

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vanessagillings

Oh, to be a tiny mermaid to escape the heat

orriculum

My boss’s first language isn’t English. However, she loves giving inspirational speeches to everyone. I think today she was trying to tell us “don’t just stand around looking pretty”, but what she actually said was “WE DONT HAVE TIME TO BE SEXY”.

shigure

i'm sorry i never did your tag game. i love you

scunthotter

People who are making posts telling us what is happening over on threads, twitter, and Instagram are like war correspondents sending us reports from the front.

goldswords

THAR SHE BLOWS!! A LIFTED BLACK FORD F150 WITH TINTED WINDOWS. PASSENGER PRINCESS, GET THE HARPOONS!!!!!

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oysters-aint-for-me

marijuana and ibuprofen are a pair of gay angels with a very powerful message

#yes and unfortunately one of them is #you're fucking allergic to my active ingredient ha ha sucker!#and the other is ibuprofen

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