Fuck The Adults I Run My Own Market

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In deer country this is also used to warn others about a herd up ahead. In either case, the double flash means that some nonsense is occurring and ya gotta slow down!

Double-flash also means “turn on your headlights”. Basically, if someone’s flashing their brights, pay super-close attention and figure out what’s going on.

They could ALSO be flashing them to tell you to turn YOUR brights off because you’re blinding them! It’s common courtesy to turn your brights off for oncoming traffic, but not everyone knows this~

please for shit’s sake - that last one. I cannot count the number of people who don’t turn down their lights at night. My eyes are super sensitive to light and it HURTS

I was on the subway today, and when the train got delayed, this little kid was like, “fuck,” and a literal chorus of grown-ups went: “HEY.”

let him say fuck

I was at a crossing once and a kid’s dad said ‘and we have to wait for the green man’ and the 30 people on this crossing all stood waiting for the green man just to prove to this kid that that’s what you do. I’ve never seen anyone wait for the green man on this crossing before you just go when its clear. But Everyone Waited. 

Corollary to “it takes a village” is that you’re gonna get a village whether you ask for it or not.

I’ll sometimes take a chance at pedestrian crossings if the road is clear, but am physically incapable of doing so if a child is waiting to cross too, even if the road is empty for a mile in either direction.

OH THIS IS A MOOD

I do not want to be the goon responsible for a little kid rushing out into moving traffic just because they saw the lady in the red coat do it. Lead by example. All humans understand this and the majority follow this. Because even if they aren’t aware of it, none of them want to be the example a kid thinks of before they get themselves killed.

Something I’ve realised working in retail is that………..ppl just don’t fucking read……

all customers are jared, 19

If I was taken to build a bear on a date and got to make a stuffed animal I’d literally cry tears of happiness

THIS IS WHAT I MEAN WHEN I SAY I HATE “THE WHITES’! THEY DONT SEE US AS FUCKING HUMAN EVEN WORTHY OF THE SIMPLEST AMOUNT OF RESPECT 

Nasal congestion is so stupid. Your body stops breathing properly as a defense mechanism

big “I already fucked this one up, next” energy

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You know what? I’m sick of this *digs three blocks down and closes myself in with a dirt block*