Starscream!

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"My business"

"And your business is..?"

"MY BUSINESS MY BUSINESS MY BUSINESS MY BUSINESS I COULD BE DRAWING OPTIMUS PRIME RAILING DANNY GONZALEZ AND IT WOULD BE MY BUSINESS AND MY BUSINESS ONLY"

*peers real hard onto my screen and wont leave the shit out of me*

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Metal translates so beautifully into an insect's chitin.

We need more bug looking fellas than the insecticons and some other misc guys I don't know about.

Bugs can be so pretty

• Cybertronians can revert their heads into their chest as a way to keep their neck cables protected, similar to a turtle

• In fact, any exposed circuitry at any points (such as armpit area or knee pit area or other joints) if they can hide it by sliding into themselves, they will if they feel anything even slightly unsafe

• Weaponry such as their Lazer guns work by shooting pure energy rays filled with so much potential energy that when it hits a mass, the atoms vibrate and move so much the material shreds itself and even liquidises or evaporates at some points, reaching temps as high as 2000 °c. These weapons aren't usually strong enough for usual cybertronian plating as it's thick and well structured, so usually the guns are aimed towards more exposed areas, like exposed circuitry or the head, the area in which the platings are thin enough to penetrate.

• The only weapon that is capable of penetrating the thick cybertronian plating and uses the Lazer technology is Megatron's fusion cannon, as it can deliver blows so devastating it can tear mechs into two. It requires a ridiculous amount of energy, approximately almost a quarter of Meg's energon capacity for him to fire it once, so he prefers to use other weapons or leech off of others' energon when in gun alt.

• The closest they can experience sexual pleasures like humanity does is by the act of grooming each other. The average cybertronian is capable of grooming themselves but there are spots they simply cannot reach no matter what alt they have so having a trusted one reach there for them is highly intimate at deeply enjoyed. Due to the long lasting war, that behaviour was lost, but love and deep care always finds a way to evolve back.

• Cybertronians can stomach energon in its impure crystal form as they did a very long time ago, it's just their systems for generations have been used to purified liquid energon that their dentea weakened and their immune system degraded enough that they cannot handle the impurities found naturally. They would have to build up immunity back to the crystals to consume this form of energon again.

Like he would be introduced to the franchise through plague inc and 100% the official campaigns before he would've found out about the other games and would then settle on Rebel inc as his all time favourite.

"Oh, this person ships Megastar? For fucks sake, let me look at that text post a bit so I could fuel my rage a bit better"

-Is actually a really good analysis on Megatron's and Starscream's dynamic and they used the much rarer definition of ship as in character dynamic rather than romantic relationship

"Okay okay, they see the toxicity and too can appreciate the story those characters tell, but I'm still massively uncomfortable... Maybe there's something else I don't like..."

-Legit a gigachad. Cool ass opinions, cool ass posts, been there since the VERY BEGINNING of Transformers, so extra +1000 coolness points. Legit outshines me in a lot of ways and I would absolutely love this person outside of the one Megastar post.

"Mmm."

"Man, I-"