Born to :3 forced to :/

‘bread is bad for you’ ‘rice is bad for you’ sorry im not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. i love you carbs

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

I am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

shawty like a scary voice in my head

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!

if i was born 500 years ago i would have been speculating that the two dudes who went to get firewood together were fucking

chat, how long do y’all think 500 years is. Romeo and Juliet was written in the 1500s. 500 years is not the Stone Age.

why do u think people stopped collecting firewood after caveman times

@ohwaititsk

Your friend’s unpublished fic idea is kind of a dead wife

i also want to read this guy’s dead wife

love when fanfic writers are like “I love this character” & proceed to put them through shit even God has blacklisted, baby the middle ages called they want to hear your ideas