Born to :3 forced to :/

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

I do like that given the opportunity to specify, you did choose to kill op

I assumed that's what op intended

>go right

>go left instead (looks nice and fun!)

>...go back to the right

Go left

Go forward

> Ascend

Go right ->

“are they lovers?” worse. they were supposed to be and never got the chance to

your dashboard is supposed to be at LEAST halfway full of shit you have no context for and fandoms you're not involved in. it is the natural way of the universe

funniest sound in the world is a cat smacking shit hard as fuck with their little stupid paw

i saw a cat with an honest to god balled-up fist getting ready to hit someone the other day and it made me laugh so hard i cried

your cat was an honor to see in the window

I like when you click a link and it turns purple its like youre bruising it

"family function"...? i didn't know it could do that

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

How are my sweetie pees