Born to :3 forced to :/

A+ weird little dude, but I'm equally fascinated by the choice of music.

Just found a $50 bill in the street let’s hear it for girls posting their Ws online

50 foreskin dollars

Jesus

the battle of bedtime vs staying up late to play

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

trauma dumpling

🥟

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

dude shut up. i know how to cum i just dont feel like proving it alright