Born to :3 forced to :/

the battle of bedtime vs staying up late to play

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

trauma dumpling

🥟

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

dude shut up. i know how to cum i just dont feel like proving it alright

OP do you still have the original image. Would you be willing to share it.

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?