But it refused

I feel like an alien tomb would be sooooo fucking cool until a alien mummy gets up and chase you

This happened to me. You think mummies are slow as fuck and you can outrun them. But alien mummies have a ray gun.

do not trauma dump on my posts please

Woah mama I'm a shrimp

I truly believe we don't have much time left

What do you believe in now?

self preservation through love

chupacapra

Chupacabra as well

Oh right, the whole Tarot symbology musical episode (The Bitter Suite), with Hudson Leick's Callisto as the Fool, and Lucy Lawless's Xena as the High Priestess

AS THE THIGH PRIESTESS ;D

trick me once shame on you. shame on you. shame on you shame on you i hate you. i ltierally trusted you.

aaravos was right actually because if a bunch of weird ass star cops murdered my autistic daughter in front of me and then i was imprisoned in a crater with her bones and filled with my tears by the fuckass dragon who ratted out my daughter I would have totally committed The Atrocities too

It’s like a metaphor of what millenials have to do to get jobs vs baby boomers lol

I was debating whether to reblog but that last comment did it for me