Don't tell anyone

I got that dog in me but the dog is in an endless cycle of getting adopted and then accidentally being a little too inconvenient and then getting driven out into the middle of nowhere and having to watch its owners drive off without it while it panickingly chases after the car until it becomes to exhausted and ends up sad and alone in a pound somewhere until it gets adopted and then accidentally becomes a little too inconvenient and then–

I feel like contouring is lowkey racist

Is this a joke?

i really really hate how normalized it is to tell people to kill themselves

drug addicts deserve housing, food, water, and healthcare btw

being a teenager is basically just half a decade of "ugh I hate myself I hate my life I hate my parents nothing is fair everyone is mean the world is cruel I'm tired of it!! but idk i guess every teenager has this phase and I'll probably grow out of it and understand when I'm older" and getting older and realizing you should have been even angrier and more violent. And then people forget this as soon as they have kids

"sex should be less stigmatized and talked about more" and "you should always make sure people who dont want to consume sexual media that you present dont have to see it" are two statements that can and should coexist. by the way.

I don't think Americans exist

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

Means soup is good

Sure, but why is there a day buffer period between the soup and the kiss? Does it only work on weekends? Also why only soup? When you really sit down and think about it, there are a lot of holes in her argument.