Welcome to the Faceclaim Directory Project! The FCD project has been a massive project undertaken by myself in an attempt to create one large database of all varieties of faceclaims for writers of all kinds to use. This project has been in the works for well over a year and a half now, and it’s finally ready to be available to the world! This is something that is an eternal WIP. What I have available is the culmination of over 7000 faceclaims, and there is so much more I hope to add in the future. I have put countless hours into this project. I’m well aware it’s not perfect, and due to the sheer size alone I have no doubt there are errors that I was unable to catch. Please feel free to submit any and all errors you find! You can click anywhere in this sentence to be directed to my FAQ page in order to answer questions I anticipated people asking. Due to tumblr’s size limit on html documents, I’ve had to split up the directory into six different pages.

⟢ "I need you to bail me out." - "Again?" - "...the number of times is not the point right now."

⟢ "I have a plan." - "Last time you had a plan I had to explain to three separate adults why we were on a roof." - "This is a different plan." - "Is it though."

⟢ "You're my best friend." - "You literally just said you hated me four minutes ago." - "Yeah and now I need a favor so."

⟢ "I would die for you." - "I just need you to return this library book."- "I would die for you." - "It's two weeks overdue." - "I would absolutely not do that."

⟢ "Nobody has to know." - "Seven people already know." - "Nobody important has to know." - "I'm important." - "Debatable."

⟢ "This is your fault." - "You made the decision." - "Based on your advice." - "I said and I quote 'that sounds like a terrible idea.'" - "In a very convincing tone!"

⟢ "I need you to pretend to be my partner for one evening." - "What do I get out of it." - "My eternal gratitude." - "I have that already." - "Fine, I'll buy you dinner." - "I want to be your fake partner so bad right now."

⟢ "You could've warned me." - "I did warn you." - "You said 'this might be mildly chaotic.'" - "And?" - "There were police involved." - "Mildly is subjective."

⟢ "I'm not saying it was a bad idea." - "It was a terrible idea." - "I'm not saying that." - "You're thinking it." - "So loud."

⟢ "We need a code word." - "For what." - "In case one of us needs to be rescued from a conversation." - "What's wrong with just leaving." - "SOCIAL ANXIETY, DEREK."

⟢ "Tell me honestly, on a scale of one to ten, how much trouble are we in." - "Eleven." "So a four, roughly." - "An eleven." - "I'm going to need you to lie to me right now."

⟢ "I can explain." - "Please don't." - "It's actually a funny story." - "I don't want to laugh right now I want to be angry." - "You're going to laugh." - "...okay but I'm still angry after."

⟢ "You're a bad influence." - "You love me." - "Genuinely against my will."

⟢ "I followed your advice." "- I have never given good advice in my life, why would you do that."

⟢ "We should do something productive today." - "We could." - "Yeah." - "...you wanna do literally anything else." - "So bad."

⟢ "This is fine." - "Nothing about this is fine." - "I'm choosing to believe it's fine." - "That's not how reality works." - "Watch me."

⟢ "Nobody panic." - "Why would we panic." - "No reason. Definitely no reason. How do you feel about light jogging."

⟢ "I googled it." - "You're not a doctor." - "I googled it very confidently." - "That's worse."

⟢ "Do you trust me?" - "Absolutely not." - "Perfect, follow me anyway."

roommates who are broke af and need money so they enter into an amateur homemade video where they fuck for the first time. but no, of course they didn’t feel that passion between the two of them. they’re just best friends. wait what? they won? now they’re offered a multi-million dollar deal to do weekly videos. now they have an excuse to fuck those feelings out.

the bright young actress that comes to hollywood but just can’t find a part. in her hands arrives a full on acting part in a porno. at first it’s merely a speaking part, but she watches wide eye at how much fun the actors have, how much money they make, and all the attention they receive. it’s tempting. so tempting that next time she tries out for that cliche school girl role. pigtails and all. the casting directors are so mesmerized by her that they cast her. next thing she knows she’s in front of the most handsome ( and lbr biggest dick ) she has ever seen in her life. a fantasy come true. he fucks her so good that she swears she sees stars and falls in love. the movie is a hit and they end up racking in a multi-movie franchise deal and maybe have to deal with the fact that they want to spend time with each other outside of set.

little freshly eighteen high school graduate. miss perfect with a little secret. she earns all those dollars for those fancy clothes ( not because she’s modeling ) but because she’s a cam girl. nightly she strips her clothes off for an audience over the internet. her secret doesn’t last long when her best friend stumbles across one of her live streams. completely enamored by her. at first he doesn’t tell her. watches her lowkey every night. swears he falls more in love with the girl he grew up with. then one night while they sit on the roof top, slightly tipsy, he admits to her that he knows her secret. completely baffled and taken aback, she makes him promise not to tell anyone. but she doesn’t need to worry. he’s very good at keeping things secret. maybe she even invites him in as a guest one night. 

king and queen of porn. the household names that everyone rushes to the sex shop to buy their new releases. the a-list of the adult film world. a couple that people swear are in love though they deny it at every chance they get. they flirt during interviews, maybe even hook up on lonely nights. but they swear it’s nothing more than physical attraction. 

some fun sex tropes:

laughing during sex

and/or things going wrong during sex that leads to laughter

sex on a countertop/tabletop/sink because we couldn’t wait to get somewhere with cushions

kissing to stay quiet

biting to stay quiet

one person meticulously doing something entirely for the other’s benefit without expectation or need of reciprocation

“wow i did not know that was A Thing for me until right now and i’m totally fine with that but for the love of god keep doing it”

someone straddling the other while they’re “trying to read” and slowly getting them to put the book away

“you’re only allowed to sit there and watch until i tell you otherwise”

kissing anywhere but the lips

alternatively, touching anywhere but where the person desperately wants to be touched

“we couldn’t find a condom so we’re getting each other off in other ways” sex

anything involving the secretive brushing of fingertips against inner thighs in public spaces

sex with clothes half on/underwear still on

the pleasant misuse of ties

age gap aus: (cr.)

You live in my building and are so attractive let me always offer to carry your things up the stairs since the elevator is broken in hopes you’ll invite me in.

I’m a new Intern and my boss’s spouse is super foxy.

You’re an 800 year old vampire and I just turned 18.

I’m in desperate need for some cash so I became a Sugarbaby.

You’re my parent’s boss and I accepted your advances because I didn’t want them to get fired but you actually were just interested in me and you’re sorta cool.

We met online, hooked up and it turns out you’re my best friend’s aunt/uncle.

secretly dating/fucking aus: (cr.)

I’m your boss’s child.

You’re a really close friend of my sibling/parent/cousin/roommate but we also really hit it off?

We’re coworkers and usually that wouldn’t be a problem but I’m your boss, so stop looking at me like that.

You’re my RA and you signed a contract saying you wouldn’t hook up with your residents but can we overlook that for just tonight? and next week? and for the rest of the semester, maybe?

We hooked up after the office party even though there’s a strict no dating rule and honestly? we shouldn’t keep doing this but it was really fun.

soulmate aus: (cr.) / (cr.)

All of your dreams are your soulmate’s most significant memories from that given day.

Your soulmate’s hair color is the color of your eyes. the color of your eyes also changes to match the color of their hair if they dye it.

You wake up on your 18th birthday with the first words your soulmate will say to you tattooed on your body so you’ll know them when you meet them.

apartment aus: (cr.) / (cr.) / (cr.)

Your apartment is next to/above mine and I can hear you and your partner dancing and singing and the bed moving and you two laughing and talking in hussed tones and it won’t let me sleep so I bitch about it to you 24/7 and one day it stops and one day turns to one week and then months and I haven’t seen you smile in forever please let me in, I’ve been knocking for ten minutes.

I walked in on your ex yelling at you so you grabbed me and kissed me  so she’d go away and I’m kind of freaked out I literally just met you last week.

I accidentally took your laundry but just so you know you have awesome taste in underwear.

The walls are really thin and i can hear everything you’re saying could you please shut the fuck up new neighbor.

One person keeps showing up at the others place because they claim there’s always pokemon lurking there but really they just have a massive crush and wants to see them all the time.

famous aus: (cr.) / (cr.) / (cr.)

Plot where muse a is famous as fuck and creates a fake fan account on twitter/tumblr to feel kinda closer to fans and it’s all good and no one really knows it’s him and he’s getting to know what fans want from him but then enters muse b, who’s so completely in love with muse a and his music. The two begin to talk and they become friends and soon they’re texting constantly and she tells him everything and fangirls about her idol to him and they’ve both caught feelings really badly. So one day muse b gets a little scared that she’s being catfished so she asks muse a to video call her. Out of fear of losing her, he agrees and, surprise bitch, it’s her fucking idol.

We’re bandmates and we’re both straight as fuck but we’re currently on tour and it’s been a busy six months with hardly any time to go out and meet people, wanna hook up? It’s better than nothing, right? — But oh shit we’ve been at it for two months and the sex doesn’t really feel meaningless anymore and I have no idea what to do because aren’t we supposed to be straight?

a person with authority over the MC being very flawed: incompetent, malicious, untrustworthy, ...

inner struggles of the MC: self-doubt, overcoming trauma, proving self to others, ...

romance: love triangle, a fracturing established relationship, pursuing a crush, ...

trying to preserve a key element of MC's life: town, job, family business, house, relationships ...

trying to uncover or keep a secret

holy shit i just realized i’ve liked you for the past 8274 years and i really wish i didn’t but i dO and everyone somehow knows about it except for you oh my god why is this happening to me

hey you’ve had a rough day so let’s get in our PJs and watch a cute movie together and cuddle bUT IT’S TOTALLY PLATONIC ALRIGHT

we drunk-kissed but you forgot about it and i don’t know how to act around you anymore wtf

we’re best friends and i’ve been in love with you for forever but i’m 3000% sure you just see me as a friend except why is this sexual tension happening rn

i will die protecting you. no question about it. i care for you more than anyone else in the universe and even though i act like you’re a pain in the ass i love you so much. you dweeb.

neither of us have kissed anyone before and what the hell may as well just get it out of the way. except hahah ha ha h a now i can’t stop thinking of ur lips why did i think this was a good idea ha ha ahah

we’re the Old Married Couple™ but lmao no we would never date each other. right? right?????!!!?

‘i got into an argument with my long-term partner, and you’re the hot stranger i met at the bar and fell into bed with. now i’ve made up with my partner, but i can’t stop thinking about you.’

‘i really hate my shitty job, and i was about to hand in my notice, but you just introduced yourself as my new colleague, and oh my god you’re really cute.’

‘you’re my best friends siblings and i just accidentally sent you a nude, but you replied and now we’re sexting.’

‘i see you all the time at my favourite book/record/coffee shop, and i’m almost concerned that you’re stalking me.’

‘we’ve been friends for years and i’m in love with you, but you’re always dating someone.’

‘we dated for a really long time, but you broke up with me so now i’m going to do anything i can to make you jealous.’

‘i’m staying in your air bnb, and you offered to show me the sights and now i think i have a crush on you.’

‘i teased you in high school because i had a crush on you, but it’s the reunion and i just want to apologise.’

‘i’m planning my wedding, but i’m not really into it, and you’re my wedding planner, and i’m way more into you.’

‘we had a one night stand years ago and you left without a trace, and now i’m about to get married, but i found you again and i don’t know what to do’

‘we’re movie co-stars and we’re pretending to date for publicity, and i hate your fucking guts but you’re a really good kisser’

‘you live next door and i’m sick of you having really noisy sex up against our shared wall’

‘you were my brother’s best friend when he died, and you’re the only person who understands how to comfort me’

‘we get the same train to work every day and we always smile at each other, but i’m too nervous

‘my partner cheated on me with your partner, lets get revenge’

‘you serve me my coffee every morning and you just popped up on my tinder and i swiped right out of curiosity but now we’ve matched and i’m scared to get coffee tomorrow’

‘we’re sat next to each other on a long-haul flight and you’re reading my favourite book and i want to talk to you so bad’

‘i did a house swap with your sister and now you’ve turned up drunk and in demand of a place to sleep’

'you’re my kids favourite teacher and they’re always talking about how much they like you and now i can see why’

‘we got married at eighteen and now we’re divorced, but i never stopped thinking about you’

‘we go to college together and pretty much everyone went home for the holidays besides us, so i guess we’d best get to know each other’

‘we’re neighbours and i can always hear the music you play, but i don’t mind it because it’s good music. anyway, tonight you started playing sad songs and i just want to check you’re okay’

‘i work at a movie theatre and you always go to the late late night showings alone and i think you’re cute’

‘we’re at the vets, waiting to be seen, and my dog hates your cat’

‘we meet in the e.r and we share our embarrassing stories about how we ended up there’

‘i’ve been in love with you for years and your childhood sweetheart is an awful person who doesn’t deserve you’

“i jokingly told you that the only way i’d marry you was if you did this weird outlandish thing, and you actually did it, and i’m kind of charmed.”

“this is probably a bad time, but marry me?”

“we’ve been dating forever, and you just caught the bouquet at our friend’s wedding”

“remember when we were in high school and we swore that if we were still single at 30 we’d marry each other, well hey guess whose birthday it is”

“i planned out this super romantic proposal and you just ruined it by beating me to whole proposing thing”

“we’re getting fake engaged for [insert reason here]”

“we’re assigned to this mission in which we have to pretend to be a married couple, but i’m actually really in love with you”

“we accidentally got married in vegas oops”

“accidentally crashed this wedding, but hey you’re pretty cute”

“i was deliberately not invited to this wedding so im crashing it anyways, even if that means the angry hot maid of honor is going to murder me”

“you’re the hot stripper at my friend’s bachelor(ette) party”

“hey i’m the best man, you’re a bridesmaid, let’s do this thing?”

“i know im supposed to be your best man/maid of honor, but maybe i should mention now that i’m in love with you”

“i’m a wedding planner and you don’t believe in marriage”

“i’m your wedding planner, but i’m also falling in love with you”

“i’m the wedding planner, and you’re the best man/bridesmaid”

“my ex just invited me to their wedding and i need you to be my date so it doesnt look like ive spent the last few years failing to get over them.”

“it’s my younger siblings wedding and my mother won’t shut up about how i’m going to die alone”

“i need a date so i’m hiring you off criags list, please don’t be a serial killer”

“wow i never knew bride/groom had such a hot sibling”

“our parents are getting married, and it’s a little weird, but you’re really hot”

“your the dj/wedding singer at my friends wedding and you just played my song.”

“i’m really drunk, please help me get safely out of the way so i don’t ruin my friends wedding.”

“our weirdo friends are throwing a wedding for their dogs and we both got dragged along." 

"i’m stuck at this stupid wedding, so please bar tender keep the drinks coming”

“they said ‘speak now or forever hold your peace’ so i’m speaking up”

“i’m a runaway bride/groom and you’re driving my getaway car”

“my bride/groom ditched me at the alter, but fuck them i’m taking this honeymoon anyway.

"it’s our honeymoon but we’re spies/secret agents/whatever and bad guys keep appearing to ruin everything.”