Almost forgot I made this one a while back, inspired by the Castlevania fic Baba by @crownofpins, which kinda altered my brain waves a little. So here you have the Almost-a-Horse from chapter 8 :)
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Almost forgot I made this one a while back, inspired by the Castlevania fic Baba by @crownofpins, which kinda altered my brain waves a little. So here you have the Almost-a-Horse from chapter 8 :)
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DRAWTOBER #26 - Baba by @crownofpins
Deep in the wilds, mysterious things wander through the lands on mysterious trails. Dracula isn't the only legend that walks their earth. In stumbling across an abandoned village that seems too good to be true, Trevor stumbles across himself, too. Lucky for him and the lives of the countrymen riding on his success, Alucard and Sypha are there to pick him up.
I think most people in the fandom probably know of this absolute beautiful behemoth of a fic, but I couldn't rec Castlevania stuff without mentioning it. I marathoned it over one weekend and came out of it like robin williams in jumanji. I think it fundementally altered my brain. the ot3 getting heckled by sentient multicoloured chickens really isn't a great representation of what the whole thing is like, but it DOES happen. if you have the time to delve into this, I CANNOT recommend it it enough. it's creepy! it's spooky! it's beautiful! it's terrifying! it's utterly wonderful and hilarious and brilliantly written. and yes, I cannot draw chickens. please forgive me.
This is such a nice review, thank you! Iām glad that even after so long, people are getting enjoyment from Baba.
Your drawing is also adorableā I like how tangibly you can feel the record scratch as the chickens are catcalling during an EMOTIONAL MOMENT
The reason that focus groups and capitalist feedback systems fail, even when they generate commodities that are immensely popular, is that people do not know what they want. This is not only because peopleās desire is already present but concealed from them (although this is often the case). Rather, the most powerful forms of desire are precisely cravings for the strange, the unexpected, the weird. These can only be supplied by artists and media professionals who are prepared to give people something different from that which already satisfies them; by those, that is to say, prepared to take a certain kind of risk.
Mark Fisher, Capitalist Realism
well see it can do the work of the colon, the semicolon, or the parenthesis with more speed and less formality than any of these, plus you can use it to capture the stream-of-consciousness effect of a comma splice with much less loss of clarity. sort of an all-purpose punctuation for the casual yet elaborate written construct.
I believe in the em-dash because the em-dash believes in me
Coraline is a masterfully made film, an amazing piece of art that i would never ever ever show to a child oh my god are you kidding me
Nothing wrong with a good dose of sheer terror at a young age
āIt was a story, I learned when people began to read it, that children experienced as an adventure, but which gave adults nightmares. Itās the strangest book Iāve writtenā
-Neil Gaiman on Coraline
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This is a legit psychology phenomenon tho like thereās a stop motion version of Alice and Wonderland that adults find viscerally horrifying, but children think is nbd. Itās like in that ātoy storyā period of development kids are all kind of high key convinced that their stuffed animals lead secret lives when theyāre not looking and that theyāre sleeping on top of a child-eating monster every night so they see a movie like Coraline and are just like āAh, yes. A validation of my normal everyday worldview. Same thing happened to me last Tuesday night. I told mommy and she just smiled and nodded.ā
Stephen King had this whole spiel i found really interesting about this phenomenon about how kids have like their own culture and their own literally a different way of viewing and interpreting the world with its own rules thatās like secret and removed from adult culture and that you just kinda forget ever existed as you grow up itās apparently why he writes about kids so much
An open-ended puzzle often gives parents math anxiety while their kids just happily play with it, explore, and learn. Iāve seen it so many times in math circles. We warn folks about it.
Neil Gaiman also said that the difference in reactions stems from the fact inĀ āCoralineā adults see a child in danger - while children see themselves facing danger and winning
i never saw so much push back from adults towards YA literature as when middle aged women started reading The Hunger Games. They were horrified that kids would be given such harsh stories, and I kept trying to point out the NECESSITY of confronting these hard issues in a safe fictional environment.
Also, in an interview, he said that Coraline was partially based on a story his not yet 6 year old daughter would tell himĀ
SAGAL: No. I mean, for example, your incredibly successful young adult novel āCoralineā is about a young girl in house in which thereās a hole in the wall that leads to a very mysterious and very evil world. So when you were a kid, is that what you imagined?
GAIMAN: When I was a kid, we actually lived in a house that had been divided in two at one point, which meant that one room in our house opened up onto a brick wall. And I was convinced all I had to do was just open it the right way and it wouldnāt be a brick wall. So Iād sidle over to the door and Iād pull it open.
(SOUNDBITE OF LAUGHTER)
SAGAL: Right.
GAIMAN: And it was always a brick wall.
SAGAL: Right.
GAIMAN: But it was one of those things that as I grew older, I carried it with me and I thought, I want to send somebody through that door. And when I came to write a story for my daughter Holly, at the time she was a 4 or 5-year-old girl. Sheād come home from nursery. Sheād seen me writing all day. So sheād come and climb on my lap and dictate stories to me. And itād always be about small girls named Holly.
SAGAL: Right.
GAIMAN: Who would come home to normally find their mother had been kidnapped by a witch and replaced by evil people who wanted to kill her and sheād have to go off and escape. And I thought, great, what a fun kid.
Itās anxious adults who desperately want to āsoftenā stories. Kids prefer the real thing: with monsters, bloodthirsty ogres and evil murderous stepmothers; where the littlest brother always wins and all the villains are horrendously punished in the end. The world is threatening to the eyes of a child, so they need a fictional universe where the little people have a fair chance against the big and strong.
This isnāt specifically about stop motion but it is about how sad or scary parts of movies arenāt really all that bad- IE the 80ā²s movies, particularly Don Bluthās films. (X- The Melancholy of Don Bluth, byĀ Meg Shields )
How the childrenās animation of the 80ās made room for sadness, and what that taught us.Ā
There was a time when McDonalds used to give away VHS tapes with happy meals, and by some stroke of luck, one day my mom picked The Land Before Time. It was the first film to etch itself onto me ā the way film tends to with kids. I would recreate the plot with stuffed animals and parrot the lines to whoever would listen; I pawed that VHS box until the cardboard went soft.
A couple years ago, I saw that Land Before Time was playing on t.v. and couldnāt remember the last time Iād watched it all the way through. Within five minutes I was completely obliterated and sobbing into a throw pillow. This is a shared experience for children raised with Don Bluth: that as a kid, I could only clock a hazy sense that his films felt different from Disney fare, but that the articulations of this difference, and their ability to emotionally floor me, are something Iāve only become aware of in retrospect.
There was a regime change in animation during the 80ās. Quite literally in the form of Bluthās official break with Disney in ā79, but in a more elusive sense with the landscape of what childrenās animation during that decade felt like. For whatever reason, be it Bluthās departure or a diseased managerial ethos in the wake of Waltās passing, the 80ās were a mixed bag for Disney. Donāt get me wrong, theyāre amiable and charming films, but The Fox and the Hound and The Great Mouse Detective are not classics. And for all its ambition, The Black Cauldron cannot be redeemed on technical merit. Disney would eventually yank itself out of its slump in ā89 with The Little Mermaid ā but animation during the 80ās, along with the childhoods of a slew of millennials, were definitively shaped by Bluth.
That there is a dark tenor to Bluthās work has been thoroughly, albeit perhaps vaguely, noted, often citing individual moments of terror (cc: Sharptooth, you dick). While I donāt doubt that frightening and disturbing scenes contribute to an overall sense of darkness in Bluthās work, Iām unconvinced that theyāre at the root of what distinguishes his darker tone. There is, I think, a holistic sadness to Bluth films; a pervasive, and fully integrated melancholy that permeates his earlier work.
These stories are full of crystalline moments of narrative sadness; specific story moments at which I inevitably mutter a āfuck you Don Bluth,ā and try not to cry. Thereās Littlefoot mistaking his own shadow for his dead mother; Fievel sobbing in the rain (a Bluth mainstay) convinced that his family has abandoned him; Mrs. Brisby shuddering helplessly after she and the Shrew temporarily disarm the plow. Other plot points are less tear-jerking so much as objectively miserable: the cruelty of the humans in The Secret of NIMH; An American Tailās intelligent allegory for Russian Jewish pogroms and immigration; Carface getting Charlie B. Barkin drunk and murdering him at the pier.
You knowāāāFOR KIDS!Ā
Thematically, there is an ever-present air of death about Bluthās work that is profoundly sad. Bones litter certain set-pieces; illness and age are veritable threats (shout out to Nicodemusā gnarly skeleton hands); and characters can and do bleed. Critically, Bluth films donāt gloss over grief, they sit with it. From Littlefootās straight up depression following the on-screen death of his mom, to Mrs. Brisbyās soft sorrow at finding out the details of her husbandās death.
There is a space for mourning in Bluthās stories that feels extra-narrative, and unpretentious. Critically, this is distinct from, say, wallowing. Bluthās films have a ridiculously productive attitude towards mourning, most lucidly articulated through Land Before Timeās moral mouthpiece Rooter: āyouāll always miss her, but sheāll always be with you as long as you remember the things she taught you.ā Disney meanwhile, tends to treat death as a narrative flourish, or worse, a footnote. And in comparison, even notable exceptions like Bambi and The Lion King seem immaturely timid to let palpable grief linger for longer than a scene, let alone throughout a filmās runtime.
Look at all the fun times theyāre missing.Ā
Musically, James Horner and Jerry Goldsmithās impossibly beautiful scores are laced with a forlorn undercurrent. In particular, Hornerās tonal dissonance in The Land Before Time theme punches the Wagner-lover in me in the throat (admittedly, a good thing). Further to this, the first half of Goldsmithās āEscape from N.I.M.H,ā is reminiscently Tristan and Isolde-y. And while Iām here, I would also like to formally issue a āfuck you for making me cry in publicā to American Tailās āThe Great Fire,ā which when combined with visuals, is nothing short of devastating.
Speaking of visuals, backdrops of grim and vast indifference dot Bluthās work; from the twisted Giger-esque caverns of the ratsā rosebush, to the urban rot of a thoroughly unglamorous New York and New Orleans. That these landscapes are in a state of decay is particularly dismal; there is a tangible barrenness, a lack of the warmth our characters are desperately hoping to find by their filmās end. These are depressed and morose spaces ā and that they are so seemingly unnavigable and foreboding makes them all the more compelling, and narratively resonant.
The way Bluth uses color is also notable, with dark, earthy tones prevailing throughout only to be blown out quite literally with the golden light characteristic of Bluthās hard-earned happy endings. Before Littlefoot and friends reach The Great Valley, an event marked by gradually illuminating god-rays, they must slug it out through the parched browns, blues and pitch of their prehistoric hellscape. Like Charlieās final ascendance into heaven, Fievel must endure similarly muted shades until he is finally (finally) reunited with his family and soaked in glitter ā a level of Don Bluth conclusion-sparkles perhaps only rivaled by the radiance of Mrs. Brisbyās amulet as she Jean Greyās her homestead to safety at the end of NIMH. Because Bluth leans into darker, less saturated tones, these effervescent conclusions are all the more impactful, which speaks in part to the methodology of Bluthās melancholy.
The plucky leads of Bluthās early films are all fighting for the same thing: family. From Mrs. Brisbyās persistence to protect her children, to Charlieās (eventually) selfless love for Anne-Marie, these are characters in search of home. Invariably, each of these characters gets their happy ending, but they have to go through hell to get there, literally in Charlieās case. In a recent interview, critic Doug Walker asked Bluth if there was any truth to the rumor that he thinks you can show children anything so long as thereās a happy ending, to which Bluth replied:
ā[If] you donāt show the darkness, you donāt appreciate the light. If it werenāt for December no one would appreciate May. Itās just important that you see both sides of that. As far as a happy endingā¦when you walk out of the theatre thereās [got to be] something that you have that you get to take home. What did it teach me? Am I a better person for having watched it?ā
Melancholy isnāt just a narrative device for Bluth, itās a natural part of navigating life, of searching for wholeness, and becoming a better person. Bluth acknowledges sadness in a way that never diminishes or minimizes its existence; he invites melancholy in, confesses its power, and lets it rest. Sadness is, for Bluth, an essential characteristic of the world and living in it. That is a wholly edifying message for kids, delivered in a vessel that is both palatable and unpatronizing. For this reason, among innumerable others, Bluthās work has immense value as childrenās entertainmentā¦even if it means crying into a throw pillow twenty years later.

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Hi! Baba has been one of my favorite fics since I first read it (I read it as chapters were coming out), and I was wondering whether you'd be okay with me making a podfic for it. What do you think?
Iām honored! Please feel free to. Normally Iād request you give somebody a silly fake accent, but I donāt know that Baba has enough characters for that to not be obnoxious or annoying.
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made Gerhard Heilmannās mice into little pendants for necklaces and earrings. this was a challenge, my guys. no more teeny tiny carving for me. Iām glad I tried it but oof
"oh, my god," my partner whispered. "that is so many mice."
okay but "the symbolism is Real and Trying to Kill You" is my favorite kind of symbolism
like yeah the monster is a representation of your unresolved trauma and guilt and a manifestation of the sins of your past but it's also a real creature and it's going to fucking Get you
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More male characters who are interested in their mother's legacy. As a trope there's a lot of sons and daughters who follow in the father's footsteps and there's yes, girls who honor their mother, ect. But let's have more dudes who are like. Stumbling on their mom's secret fairy cottage or some shit. And they're like aight gotta make the tea
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before tumblrĀ plunges itself into the abyss hereās some shitty castlevania art i did for @crownofpins ās morosexualĀ ot3 fics, namelyĀ baba and every horse movie
Iām crying I love this so much fjbsisoa you people are so talented
somebody reblogged this and I think the pandemic fully ate a portion of my memory because it was like Iād seen this for the first time and WOW
YES
AMAZING
So I'm watching Netflix's Castlevania and I've got to say every time a non-european show includes a map of Europe, it gives me brain damage
It's the year of our lord 1477~ and Europe does not look like that
Now I realize this is fiction, there are vampires and demons, but this is real Europe, they could've just set it in a random fantasy setting, they did not and this is not 1477 Europe
So what exactly is wrong here and why am I, a European that's otherwise terrible at geography, being a bitch about it?
The eastern part is pretty okay for post-middle-age map standards (I mean Moldavia is way too big and close and Hungary way too small and the borders should be a bit different but), maps weren't historically very accurate when it comes to the shapes and sizes of countries since we had no way of like, looking at them from high above
However something like borders with other countries would be damn important and there's mistakes there, that chunk of Poland at the bottom is supposed to belong to Hungary and Poland shouldn't actually touch Austria at all
The lines I drew are also not the most accurate cause this is a terrible map but basically the Kingdom of Poland should not expand to the west at all, there behind the line is the Holy Roman Empire (mostly modern Germany) and Bohemia (modern Czechia), (which was included in the HRE at the time according to some sources?), should also be there on the map
That's also the whole reason I even went back to the scene with the map at all, cause Saint-Germain mentioned he talked with the KING of BOHEMIA but BOHEMIA is NOT on the MAP.
The actual king of Bohemia around this time was Vladislaus II of Hungary who was originally from Poland (#just europe things). Which doesn't mean it was part of Hungary or Poland cause that's just not how the politics worked at the time. One king was often a king of multiple countries at once with them still being separate countries.
Austria is also way too close in shape to modern Austria which is also not right and since the Roman emperor at the time was Austrian it should really be a part of HRE way more than Bohemia that straight up disappeared.
Also Bavaria was not a city??? It was (and still is) a region if anything and not at all on the same level as Budapest, the placement of Transylvania is just as funky as the placement of Moldavia and what in god's name is Bosnia doing right under Austria??
Anyway if this isn't just non-europeans drawing Europe wrong the implications here are mostly that the Holy Roman Empire shriveled up and died which is not supposed to happen until a few centuries later, which would make sense if the church essentially brought hell on Earth by pissing off Dracula. Then Poland took over I suppose.
The rest could be explained by crap cartography of the post-middle-ages and small changes in politics due to the whole Dracula night hordes thing but I still needed to get this off my chest
If anyone can tackle (or tackled) this better than me (which is entirely possible, as I said I'm pretty bad at geography) you can let me know
My main issue here is that I don't know if I'm supposed to be like yo that's not what Europe should look like - as in - Europe is in complete chaos rn or if I'm supposed to be like ah yes normal map of Europe
Edit: pls go to the notes for even more info about how wrong this map is <3
I still donāt understand the insanely temperate winters depicted, given the geographical region, and I refuse to accept them
watsonian explanation: Camilla has shit maps and doesn't even know it.
Also, Lisa said "I'm cold" one time and ol drac went and created global warming to fix that for her.
Man the AITA post for that would be a wild ride.
āMy (31F) new husband (372M) took my complaints about cold too seriously, kickstarted global climate change. Now I wonāt talk to him because of the destabilization of global ecosystem. He insists it was a better long-term solution. Weāre both scientists. AITA?
Edit: No, the age isnāt a typo.ā
So I'm watching Netflix's Castlevania and I've got to say every time a non-european show includes a map of Europe, it gives me brain damage
It's the year of our lord 1477~ and Europe does not look like that
Now I realize this is fiction, there are vampires and demons, but this is real Europe, they could've just set it in a random fantasy setting, they did not and this is not 1477 Europe
So what exactly is wrong here and why am I, a European that's otherwise terrible at geography, being a bitch about it?
The eastern part is pretty okay for post-middle-age map standards (I mean Moldavia is way too big and close and Hungary way too small and the borders should be a bit different but), maps weren't historically very accurate when it comes to the shapes and sizes of countries since we had no way of like, looking at them from high above
However something like borders with other countries would be damn important and there's mistakes there, that chunk of Poland at the bottom is supposed to belong to Hungary and Poland shouldn't actually touch Austria at all
The lines I drew are also not the most accurate cause this is a terrible map but basically the Kingdom of Poland should not expand to the west at all, there behind the line is the Holy Roman Empire (mostly modern Germany) and Bohemia (modern Czechia), (which was included in the HRE at the time according to some sources?), should also be there on the map
That's also the whole reason I even went back to the scene with the map at all, cause Saint-Germain mentioned he talked with the KING of BOHEMIA but BOHEMIA is NOT on the MAP.
The actual king of Bohemia around this time was Vladislaus II of Hungary who was originally from Poland (#just europe things). Which doesn't mean it was part of Hungary or Poland cause that's just not how the politics worked at the time. One king was often a king of multiple countries at once with them still being separate countries.
Austria is also way too close in shape to modern Austria which is also not right and since the Roman emperor at the time was Austrian it should really be a part of HRE way more than Bohemia that straight up disappeared.
Also Bavaria was not a city??? It was (and still is) a region if anything and not at all on the same level as Budapest, the placement of Transylvania is just as funky as the placement of Moldavia and what in god's name is Bosnia doing right under Austria??
Anyway if this isn't just non-europeans drawing Europe wrong the implications here are mostly that the Holy Roman Empire shriveled up and died which is not supposed to happen until a few centuries later, which would make sense if the church essentially brought hell on Earth by pissing off Dracula. Then Poland took over I suppose.
The rest could be explained by crap cartography of the post-middle-ages and small changes in politics due to the whole Dracula night hordes thing but I still needed to get this off my chest
If anyone can tackle (or tackled) this better than me (which is entirely possible, as I said I'm pretty bad at geography) you can let me know
My main issue here is that I don't know if I'm supposed to be like yo that's not what Europe should look like - as in - Europe is in complete chaos rn or if I'm supposed to be like ah yes normal map of Europe
Edit: pls go to the notes for even more info about how wrong this map is <3
I still donāt understand the insanely temperate winters depicted, given the geographical region, and I refuse to accept them
Deep in the wilds, mysterious things wander through the lands on mysterious trails. Dracula isn't the only legend that walks their earth.
This here is an illustration for @crownofpins of their fic Baba
Grayscale version added under the cut because I personally quite like how it looks. it's a tad creepier.
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This was done as part of a lil fic celebration raffle I made a long while ago.
Working on this pic again made me want to organize one of those again, too, so idk, expect some raffle shenanigans as soon as I can gather enough brain power to throw some rules together and whatnot.
Wow itās AMEEZING GOSH aaaaaaAAAAAAA you already heard my comments of awe and gratitude and astonishment but I shall reiterate that WOWOWOWOWOW?!?!!
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DAVE K!!!!!!!!!
ādonāt you want your favourite character to be happy???ā no? i want my favourite character to be interesting. i want me to be happy. which sometimes involves my favourite character being in exquisite agony