does croutons know how to count to 4
his mind is unburdened by the concept of basically everything
One Nice Bug Per Day
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shark vs the universe
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does croutons know how to count to 4
his mind is unburdened by the concept of basically everything

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Liminal Bingo, Pat Perry
Swirling chile crisp, a popular Chinese condiment, and spinach into fettuccine Alfredo gives you an immensely satisfying meatless one-dish d
Can't say enough good things about this dish. I think we've had it no fewer than half a dozen times, and it always floors me how restaurant good it is, for so few ingredients. Great way to eat an entire clamshell of spinach!
^ embroidered a net onto the front pocket of these overalls
^ shrimp in there
@teaboot we have been woefully ignorant of the possibilities
I am having a MOMENT with this book.

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Fifty years ago today, Interview with the Vampire was released. That means I must share the most unhinged cover art the book has ever had, and yes I have it in my collection.
saint barbara, according to the met
Feminist fantasy is funny sometimes in how much it wants to shit on femininity for no goddamned reason. Like the whole āskirts are tools of the patriarchy made to cripple women into immobility, breeches are much betterā thing.
(Letās get it straight: Most societies over history have defaulted to skirts for everyone because you donāt have to take anything off to relieve yourself, you just have to squat down or lift your skirts and go. The main advantage of bifurcated garments is they make it easier to ride horses. But Western men wear pants so women wearing pants has become ~the universal symbol of gender equality~)
The book Iām reading literally just had its medievalesque heroine declare that peasant women wear breeches to work in the field because āYou canāt swing a scythe in a skirt!ā
Hm yes story checks out
peasant women definitely never did farm labour in skirts
skirts definitely mean youāre weak and fragile and canāt accomplish anything
skirts are definitely bad and will keep you from truly living life
no skirts for anyone, thatās definitely the moral of the story here
Now, a skirt thatās too long will be harder to work ināskirts brushing the floor may look elegant, but is also a tripping hazardābut that is not a problem with skirts in general, itās a problem with that particular skirt not being suited to being worked in. Skirts are very practical. You can hike them up if youāre hot or need more freedom to maneuver (this is called āgirding your loinsā). If you need to carry something, you can lift up your hem and make a pouch just like the person in yellow in the bottom picture above. If you need to handle something hot, a skirt generally has enough material you can hold it out from your body to use as a hot pad. (Tight skirts were only used by people who didnāt need to work/move until the invention of elastic fabric.)
Long skirts were markers of class almost as much as gender. Both men and women in the European middle ages wore extravagantly long garments to indicate both āIām so rich I can afford THIS MUCH fabricā and āI donāt walk in the mud, I pay servants to do that for me.ā
Skirt hiking: Definitely a Thing. (Janetās tied her kirtle green/above the knee and not belowā¦)
Love this post, and want to add: another example of the āempowerment means shitting on feminityā is the bizarro way that this genre attacks basic survival skills like cooking and sewing as pointless, inferior or mutually exclusive with masculine pursuits (like your lady knight should probably know how to cook for herself and sew her own wounds and patch her clothes while sheās on her quest through the North to rescue her boyfriend, or this happy couple is in for a world of hurt!)
Or to quote one of my all favorite posts, āfuck womenās contribution to our survival.ā
Historically, skirts have been the garment of choice for almost every culture, gender and class. Breeches, or pants, were created specifically for riding horses.
Meanwhile, men wearing skirts.
*bangs gavel* NEEDS MOAR SKIRT
(Seriously, the notes on this post are a goldmine for people mentioning their cultures where men wear skirts. I couldnāt fit them all in. This is missing toooons of cultures from every part of the globe, especially Asia, Africa, and the Americas.)
Ancient Rome
Modern Morocco
Medieval Europe
Traditional Saudi Arabia
16th century Russia
Traditional Papua New Guinea
16th century Turkey
Modern India
i deliver propane.Ā this means driving a large truck, then dragging a heavy hose up to one hundred and fifty feet through peopleās yards, usually in deep snow and severe cold.Ā i was the first woman my company ever hired.
and when i showed up for work in a skirt, all the men went BALLISTIC.Ā they told me iād trip, iād get stuck, iād freeze, iād quit within the month when i found that i had underestimated how hard the work was.Ā i asked what they thought women wore to work outside before the mid twentieth century, and they told me āwomen didnāt work outside then.Ā they stayed in the house all the time.āĀ and thatās when i learned that hatred of the skirt is another way of erasing womenās historyāif you can pretend that all women were too hobbled by their clothes to even function, you can pretend that they never contributed jack shit to society.
anyway iāve been doing this job in a skirt for three years now, and all the men should be jealous of my complete range of movement and infinite layering potential.
Before the Spanish showed up and WRECKED OUR SHIT, precolonial Filipinos all wore skirts, dresses, and/or loincloths. It is much easier to weave a single piece of fabric, or a single tube of fabric, than it is to weave the fabric, pattern the fabric, cut the fabric, and sew the fabric into breeches. Why would you do that unless you had a practical reason to?
There were occasional examples of what looks like breeches in the Boxer Codex, a late 16th century Spanish manuscript that contains illustrated examples of the attire of the various ethnic groups in and around the Philippines, (along with ethnic groups from other Asian countries), but irl most likely those were just malong/patadyong (a garment that is a tube of fabric) tucked and tied to create breeches.
Please enjoy the below illustrations.
(There is a critical lack of mention of hanfu, yukata, or hanbok on this post. I only have the expertise to cover hanfu, but I donāt have the strength, spoons, or enough expertise to feel comfortable handling that so Iām hoping a hanfu expert can weigh in!)
@raccoonmilf I don't trust my raccoon facts from anyone but you
This fact is true
Equiping an armor tutorial
i'll prob make more bc i love talking ab armors

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Re: macro photos, I love this account. Something about the way the account Tiny Sanctuary holder captures "mundane" moments with his bugs just really highlights the way they appear to think and make decisions and interact with each other that, to me, doesn't look that different than any small mammal.
I didn't know slugs had any impulse to fight. It looks like aggressive smooching.
I love these newborn isopods just ramming into each other like tiny calves or something.
Medusa and the blind woman in love
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Henry, Prince of Wales (future king Henry V). By Herbert Norris.
Please explain the needle gown
The needle gown is something you wear when you do a totally normal display of filial loyalty towards your father and need a disguise. In the First English of Henry the Fifth, we're told the then-Prince Henry:
disguised himselfe in a gowne of blewe satten or damaske made full of iletts or holes, and at euerie ilet the needle wherewith it was made hanginge there by the thridde of silke [disguised himself in a gown of blue satin or damask made full of eyelets or holes, and at every eyelet the needle with which it was made was hanging there by a thread of silk]
have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.
they are sexually mature at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD.
their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.
longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years
toxic flesh
has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.
lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion
largest genome of any shark
eats everything including moose and polar bears
ma'am you are delightfully strange and I'm privileged to share a planet with you
this post prompted me to refresh my memory on Greenland Shark Facts and this detail about how they feed goes so hard
just vacuuming up their unsuspecting prey. whole !
Good news good news good news! Recent research suggests the eye parasites do NOT blind them!
Dorota Skowronska-Krawczyk sits in her office, eyes fixed on the computer monitor in front of her. "You see it move its eye," says the UC Ir
I <3 you a normal amount Greenland sharks
If nothing else, thereās always this (sunrises)

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Ingram, John Henry, Flora Symbolica: The language and sentiment of flowers, (London: 1869).
happy fourth of july to the philippines ONLY
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hi, filipino here. just want to say that our independence day is june 12, not july 4. july 4 is when the united states government decided that they would recognize our freedom, specifically because it is your independence day and they wanted to cement their cultural hegemony over our country. and because of their influence on our country this was recognized for a time as our independence day. we still commemorate it, but i hope you can understand why we donāt want our independence day to be associated so closely with our former colonizer. it wasnāt even a work holiday for us.
june 12 is the day that we filipinos declared our own independence for ourselves, and that is what we celebrate as independence day