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puppygirldick

Morphological differences between thorns, spines, and prickles

oodlenoodleroodle

"Every rose has its thorns" - wrong. Prickles

optimysticals

🎶Eeeevery Roseee has its Pricklessss🎶

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hellenhighwater

At last, I have invented a bag to let cats out of.

It's got catnip in the kitty faces and it's lined in crinkle plastic. They want to kill it so so bad

wheeloffortune-design

my publisher: Good morning! Huh did you advertise for the pre-sale yesterday? Because we launched twelve hours ago and we already made sales!

me: yeah, i posted on tumblr

publisher: .........tumblr?

me: that's where the gays are.

(link to Mrs. Victoria buys a brothel, a sapphic western)

wheeloffortune-design

update

publisher: And what is your marketing strategy on... tumblr?

me: idk, i shitpost at 2am?

publisher: .....and it works?

me: depends on what the gays find funny at that point in time.

publisher: Could I have a link to your tumblr?

me: .......absolutely not.

(link to Mrs. Victoria buys a brothel, a sapphic western where 50 year old women kiss and murder)

wheeloffortune-design

update!

publisher: I've been looking into tumblr, have you thought of using Blaze to promote your book?

me: NO

publisher: But it seems like an efficient way to get this in front of more eyes-

me: people on tumblr hate Blaze.

publisher: There is no algorithm and you can't pay to promote a post? I don't understand how anyone advertises anything on tumblr.

me: That's the best part. They don't. They can't.

(trying to make him understand that we do not control the attention. We just have to show something shiny and gay enough and if people are interested, they'll reblog.)

(Mrs. Victoria buys a brothel, a deconstruction of the colonialist cowboy mythos dressed up as a sapphic romance.)

wheeloffortune-design

update with picture of a pet!

This is Cosmos, my publisher's dog.

He barks at my publisher's phone notifications. So every time a book is sold, Cosmos barks.

It's been days.

I think you guys would love to know that when you buy a book, a dog barks in Vancouver, Canada.

(Mrs. Victoria buys a brothel, a story where women help women bury the body of your abusive husband.)

moniquill

dannyvantass

It's waterproof. It's windproof. It's lightweight and durable. And it's made from the intestines of two bears, painstakingly cleaned and sew

I really wanted to know more about this, especially how the water proof stitching works. Here's more information on this project, and hopefully more in the future!

loathsomespider

in a past life i was the ballistic gel torso they bring out on stuff like knife or death or mythbusters. to cut the questions off at the pass, yes it's still a past life even though i was born before my life as the ballistic gel torso, and continue to live well past the end of my life as the ballistic gel torso, and also yes, it was sexual

corrucyst

What was it like directing hellboy

wordlight

You're thinking of gunnery gel torso. ballistic gel torso was in The Usual Suspects

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rb2so4

One pie with extra special agent on it please

awritersbro

if you see a Jabberwocky in an American National Park i cannot stress this enough you HAVE to report them to the nearest Park ranger. I know, I know, they fill human hearts with terror and whimsy in equal measure, but they are an aggressively invasive species in the Americas. Jackalopes are at risk of becoming extinct because during shedding season they have no natural defences against jaws that bite and claws that catch.

You don't have to worry about them killing it, they're actually endangered in England due to Victorian Era overhunting, so the British government's provided the National Park service with Vorpal Tranquilizer Darts so they can safely transport them to their native British Countryside where they can feast on borogroves and jubjub birds to their hearts' content.

edgar-allan-possum

Jabberwocks are starting to really intrude on the territory of the Snallygaster and crowd them out. Please report when you see them and help preserve our American monsters!

tlaquetzqui

Biologists prefer the term “fearsome critters”, just FYI. They resemble monsters but only due to convergent evolution.

sunderwight

Well that's debatable. Taxonomically a "monster" is a pretty indistinct category that can even include humans, and "fearsome critters" is an informal classification largely only used in parts of the United States.

may12324

DYKE SOULS⚔️

A scantily clad knight goes on a quest to rid the dungeon of evil and filth...but gets a little distracted on the way. A 40 page choose your own adventure horny knight story.

I will have some physical copies at Syd ozcc, Brisnova, and MCM london this year. Otherwise the digital version is on my patreon 💜

yorksnapshots

Pet Cemetery.

yorksnapshots

Flowers in the Cemetery.

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julykings

house near honey lake more

akino-kogomi

apoemaday

Ode to the Only Black Kid in the Class

by Clint Smith

You, it seems, are the manifestation of several lifetimes of toil. Brown v. Board in flesh. Most days the classroom feels like an antechamber. You are deemed expert on all things Morrison, King, Malcolm, Rosa. Hell, weren’t you sitting on that bus, too? You are every- body’s best friend until you are not. Hip-hop lyricologist. Presumed athlete. Free & Reduced sideshow. Exception and caricature. Too black and too white all at once. If you are successful it is because of affirmative action. If you fail it is because you were destined to. You are invisible until they turn on the Friday night lights. Here you are star before they render you asteroid. Before they watch you turn to dust.

weirdchristmas

I guess Krampus is still a LITTLE cool.

throatoftheworld

Land of Root by Hitomi Murakami

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friendlynoodles

Ikiru has been added to The Sillies! :3

friendlynoodles

My Cats Riding the Bus to School, acrylic on paper, 2025.

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