asked a student what their favorite animal was today and they said “a cheetah AND a sloth” and I said “wow smart, you’ve got both ends of the speed spectrum covered!” and they looked at me like I was the only sensible adult they’d ever spoken to
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asked a student what their favorite animal was today and they said “a cheetah AND a sloth” and I said “wow smart, you’ve got both ends of the speed spectrum covered!” and they looked at me like I was the only sensible adult they’d ever spoken to

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"Brick shithouse" gotta be one of my fave body type descriptions.... so confusing to translate
i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal
prev im so sorry to put you on blast like this but please know this had me in hysterics
The long-lost remains of King Alfred the Great have been found buried under a car park, investigators claim.
Alfred died in 899, and his bones were repeatedly moved. He was buried in Winchester Cathedral until 1110, when his remains were moved to Winchester's Hyde Abbey, where they were interred before the high altar between the bodies of his wife and son. The abbey was demolished after the dissolution of the monasteries in 1539, and the place was left in ruins. In 1866, during construction of a workhouse on the site, the English antiquarian John Mellor excavated the area, found what he thought were Alfred's bones and had them reburied at nearby St. Bartholemew’s Church. But in 2013, when archaeologists exhumed and carbon-dated the bones from St. Bartholomew’s churchyard, they proved to date from over 200 years after Alfred’s death - sparking Graham's interest and search. He said: "Whoever’s bones they were, they weren’t Alfred’s. So, I decided to discover what happened to them. "The quest has taken me 13 years.”
shut up they did not find another goddamn king under another goddamn car park
@qqueenofhades look, another
Two nickels
Wearing your boss’s hoodies while he’s on sabbatical

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"cinephile?" no you heard me wrong. i'm a cinephobe. when the pictures start moving i get really really scared. what if the train comes out and hits me?
"lupita nyong'o can't be helen of troy because helen was greek and there weren't black people in ancient greece"
DO YOU THINK THESE MOTHERFUCKERS DIDNT HAVE BOATS. THIS ENTIRE MOVIE IS ABOUT ONE OF THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS AND HIS BOAT
Hucklerobby Mannerisms The Pitt
THE PITT (2025—) S02 | E10
#notable that robby got called out for his bad behavior and apologized#i'm sure everyone will acknowledge and respect this#and the fact that mohan feels free to both interrupt him and call him a dick without worrying for her job says a lot#which i'm sure everyone will also acknowledge and respect#for we are all reasonable around here

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love this guy 😎
Eva Strapp or whatever
Doctor Ryland Grace + Always Muscles? aka what's a middle school science teacher doing with all that
Can he hurry up already
Happy Friday. Ann Widdecombe is dead.
Can someone now poke Mitch McConnell with a stick?
No, he might wake up if we do that.
I was thinking it’d go straight through him like if you poke a rotting watermelon.

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Dr. Parker Ellis & Dr. Trinity Santos | THE PITT
LIKES TO CHARGE REBLOGS TO CAST
you people aren't CASTING
the higher the charge the faster the cast