BBT’s Like Dump

i love toxic and rancid homoeroticism i hate wholesome gay representation and i think queerbaiting is awesome

really depressing that evil gay wannabe ceo will arnett's big evil ridiculous pitch to steal alec baldwin's ceo title in this 30 rock episode from 2007 is, "what if we watched celebrity reality tv directly on our PHONES" and everyone in the episode is like ????? sounds fake but okay??? because this is a mostly preposterous idea even at a time when the iPhone had *just* debuted so he loses the pitch-off.......but watching this from the vantage point of 2026 is just like. damn. we are living in the timeline evil gay wannabe ceo will arnett cooked up to steal alec baldwin's job in 30 rock. sigh. battles may be fought and won but the war can still be lost

and I FORGOT. In the episode, Alec Baldwin feels so threatened by Will Arnett because he "pioneered the 10 second sitcom" and then they smash cut to a YouTube clip of a stereotypical marriage sitcom where it's just like "honey I'm home"/"who cares" [roll credits] and again this is a preposterous gag FOR THE TIME, but now in 2026 those ridiculous Instagram reel/TikTok shortform "dramas" that are 30 seconds per vid if that have their own awards category!!!!!! and watching this gag in 30 rock now is like. they weren't to know that one day they wouldn't be joking :((((

NBC Hannibal is so funny cause Chilton came to Will’s house covered in blood pissing himself and shaking like “Your boyfriend framed me! They think I’m the cannibal, but I’m a vegetarian!! Please tell them I’m not the Ripper they won’t listen to me” and Will is just calmly sitting like “damn that’s crazy, anyways I called the FBI to arrest you”

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair

I looooove dudebro incel movies in a much gayer and more autistic way than the average cishet viewer can even comprehend. Yes I do find these characters relatable, but specifically because of their aggressive unchecked symptoms of neurodivergence and psychosexual disorders.

i respect ppl who think frodo & sam were sucking & fucking constantly when the narrator wasn't looking. but personally i think the furthest they went was an awkward attempt at mutual handjobs one night in mordor which started as sam trying to do something anything that'd make frodo feel good & frodo insisted on doing it for sam too & sam closed his eyes & tried to imagine it was rosie cotton while frodo tried to remember the shire or focus on the texture of sam's rough hand or the unyielding heat in his own grip or think about anything other than the great burning wheel & neither of them succeeded. & frodo never got fully hard & eventually pushed sam's hand away but kept going & sam felt like he had failed & part of him wanted to push frodo's hand away too but instead he came harder than he had ever in his life & they never talked about it again