Connie Casserole. Oh, Mary, don’t ask.

joe and louis were my heartstopper

going to ao3 and sorting by internalized homophobia

jerry gets mistaken for gay because he’s jewish, george gets mistaken for jewish because he’s gay and also italian, elaine gets mistaken for gay bc she’s a loud woman, which is jewish. kramer gets mistaken for jewish bc his name is kramer. and nobody knows whats going on w newman

paul mccartney, billy joel, and al pacino are each one of the big 3 ethnic white type’s version of “guy with big ol doe eyes”

How is it that you can a music library of like 1,200+ absolute bangers but as soon as you put it on shuffle in a group setting it's like. anime opening you added in 2010. homestuck parody song. musical artist who was cancelled last year for kidnapping and eating children in his basement. Hamilton

I can't believe some people are actually reblogging this like "Tch. Omg, so embarrassing OP, I can't believe you would ever admit to liking Hamilton 😏 " like ok, first of all congratulations for hatching as a fully formed adult in 2022 from the pure white egg of a virgin swan i guess. Raised in a cave on a diet consisting solely of nuts and berries and leftist twitter clapbacks. "ooooooh, I've never had a complicated relationship with a piece of art that was phenomenally well-received at the time but aged like milk as later reflection revealed the fundamental flaws in its premise that were in fact present from its inception but which I didn't notice because I was 17 and hadn't heard of neoliberalism yet" Should we throw a party? Should we invite Anthony Fantano? Anyway second of all. you draw the line at Lin Manuel Miranda but you're fine with basement guy?

podracer Sebulba notably absent from swift-kelce wedding attendees............

one of the reasons I think tv has become a more inferior storytelling medium in the streaming/binge model era is so many of these shows barely strive for our attention anymore, comfortable to meander for several hours without any real plot development until it's time for the finale, "second screen dialogue", some truly inefficient storytelling technique that would've been critically slammed a decade ago as unskilled writing and general wankery, instead of fighting to keep us engaged enough to stick around after the next ad break, let alone the next week. there's no desperation, no respect for our time and dedication anymore, and it offends me

I consider myself a real hater but sometimes you really do go too far with haterism. once I had to break mutuals with someone bc they hated the entire art form of poetry and the final straw was when they started hateposting about soup. The food