Connie Casserole. Oh, Mary, don’t ask.

joe and louis were my heartstopper

jeff goldblum is the type of guy who gets mistaken for gay because he’s jewish. nathan lane is the type of guy who gets mistaken for jewish because he’s gay. stanley tucci is the type of guy who gets mistaken for gay because he’s a mild-mannered italian, which is jewish. seth meyers gets mistaken for jewish because of everything about him. zachary levi gets mistaken for jewish because everyone wants him dead. tom cruise gets mistaken for gay because he is.

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

Women with big curly red hair always have like 12 gay guy friends why is that

Enough fanfiction where a guy emotionally neglects his wife because he’s gay. We need more of guy emotionally neglects his wife and then emotionally neglects his boyfriend because he sucks