Connie Casserole. Oh, Mary, don’t ask.

joe and louis were my heartstopper

“our age of bronze is collapsing” is this beautiful random burst of monty python dialogue amidst the drudgery of nolan’s vision and i think it should win the first-ever oscar for best solitary line

[wringing my hands as i look out my window directly overlooking wall street, watching the sun rise on october 29, 1929] aw fuck it’s the great depression

my take on genderbent girlgrace is that she wouldn't be butch, though not because she'd dress differently from how guygrace does in the movie, but because grace's movie costumes just aren't particularly masc. a woman wearing knit sweaters, jeans, and graphic tees generally doesn't read as gender nonconforming, those are pretty gender neutral looks. the most capital-m Masculine outfit grace has the whole film is the one he wears in class at the beginning, and even then if you just lose the blazer and tie that's exactly how a bunch of my female teachers dressed in middle and high school. I think a fem grace has hair long enough to tie back and wears candy flavored lip gloss that she completely eats off her lips within an hour of putting it on and other than that she's pretty much exactly the same.

2000s american girl doll personality quiz from the wayback machine who did u get

okay so the problem with nonfags' analysis of homoeroticism in art is that most of you are very very bad at recognizing actual homoeroticism. I say this as a gay man.

like most of what you guys think is homoeroticism is actually just "gay bravado", which is a process where straight men ritually reinforce their own heterosexuality by joking about gay sex with each other. It's a form of homophobia. The joke is that gay sex is repulsive, bizarre, and inconceivable for them to actually engage in. it's incredibly common and I can't believe we're still having this discussion honestly

really depressing that evil gay wannabe ceo will arnett's big evil ridiculous pitch to steal alec baldwin's ceo title in this 30 rock episode from 2007 is, "what if we watched celebrity reality tv directly on our PHONES" and everyone in the episode is like ????? sounds fake but okay??? because this is a mostly preposterous idea even at a time when the iPhone had *just* debuted so he loses the pitch-off.......but watching this from the vantage point of 2026 is just like. damn. we are living in the timeline evil gay wannabe ceo will arnett cooked up to steal alec baldwin's job in 30 rock. sigh. battles may be fought and won but the war can still be lost

and I FORGOT. In the episode, Alec Baldwin feels so threatened by Will Arnett because he "pioneered the 10 second sitcom" and then they smash cut to a YouTube clip of a stereotypical marriage sitcom where it's just like "honey I'm home"/"who cares" [roll credits] and again this is a preposterous gag FOR THE TIME, but now in 2026 those ridiculous Instagram reel/TikTok shortform "dramas" that are 30 seconds per vid if that have their own awards category!!!!!! and watching this gag in 30 rock now is like. they weren't to know that one day they wouldn't be joking :((((

btw do you think the bisexual spiderman truthers were screaming and stomping and cheering at bisexual spiderman allegations mentioned by florence pugh in this pic or they still on big sony stopped making andrew garfield spidey flicks bc they were scared of the power of his brave advocacy (aka doing crazy gay voice in angels in america)