pee man

“We have a Hulk”

“I like your plan except it sucks. Let me do the plan and that way, it might be good.”

“What were you the god of again?”

“I’m not doing ‘Get Help.’”

“I have been falling….for 30 minutes!”

“I never wanted the throne! I only ever wanted to be your equal.”

“Your saiviour is here!!!”

“OWW!! MY NIPPLES!!”

“Bucky?” “who the hell is Bucky?”

“You had one job.”

“GET HELP!!!”

“you’re the spider-man, from YouTube”

“So was I”

“I already told you, I don’t wanna join your super secret boyband.”

“I was gonna make you an omelette, and TELL you!”

“I’m bringing the party to you.”

“I am Loki of Asgard. And I am burdened with glorious purpose.”

“Kick names, take ass”

“Doth mother know…you weareth her drapes?”

“Language!”

“I am Groot”

“Yeah man, it killed DiCaprio.“

“I’m kidding. Were vegetarians.”

“I assure you brother, the sun will shine on us again.”

“WHAT THE FU-“

“Footloose is always relevant.”

“I’m Mary Poppins y'all!!”

“I just feel you”

“ It’s terribly well balanced! ”

“I understood that reference”

“Don’t do anything stupid until I get back.”

“I know I said ‘no more surprises,’ but I was really hoping to pull off one last one.”

“Next time, you ride with me.”

“Please tell me you’re going to appeal to my humanity”

‘No amount of money ever bought a second of time.’

“How does Fury even see these?”

for wakanda? without question!

“I’ll do you one better, WHY IS GAMORA?!”

higher, further, faster baby!

ON YOUR LEFT

“How do you see in these” “Well you see I..” “They are so dim”

“Mr. Stark? I don’t feel so good”

“Phil!” “Phil? His name is agent.”

“I was having 12% of a moment.”

“ avengers, assemble”

“I am inevitable”

“go get him! I can swim!”

“No, no. You get the little one”

“you look,,,pretty,,,too.”

“Will that be all Mr.Stark?”

“I wAs AtTaCkEd?!!?!!”

“Do not ever call me a thesaurus.”

“You didn’t see that coming?”

“Someone peed my pants! Not sure if it was the baby-me or the old me…or was it just me-me?”

“Welcome back anyway, asshole.”

“Nothing goes over my head.  My reflexes are too fast, I would catch it.”

“That’s a long story. A family drama, that kind of thing, but…we’re looking for my father.”

“I love Led Zeppelin!”

But despite knowing that there was no other way he hoped until the very last second that something might happen to change everything. Some unforeseen miracle. He knew it was futile and hoped anyway and this right there is the moment his hope dies along with Tony.

Next time Stephen goes to the astral plane, Tony’s ghost needs to come hug him

I am Ava, God of Fucking Nowhere

I am Dania, God of it

I am Jasper, God of the story

blessed boy 💙💙

I saw you both! And I think you where the best Loki cosplay, keep it up!

Aww thank you!!! 💚

YES PLEASE

oh my god its getting better

YESSSS DO IT,, BLESS US

I love this! I will keep reblogging forever

perfect!!!