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“My lord, I know you are the demon lord and I am but a lowly advisor, but please listen to me. I suggest that instead of sending the hero slightly stronger demons to kill each time, we just send the strongest one right away”
“Do you know why the heroes fight us, advisor?”
“Because…. because we threaten their homeland, my lord?”
“And why do we threaten their homeland?”
“Because Kushiel rules it and she exiled you?”
“Close. Because Kushiel rules it and she must be stopped. But we cannot stop her.”
“I’m… not sure I follow, my liege.”
“I am not surprised. This war started long before you were born, did it not?”
“Yes, my lord, at least a dozen centuries before.”
“And I was at least a dozen centuries old when this war began. We sent our strongest soldiers, our mightiest armies. And Kushiel sent children.”
“Children…? Then… how did we not win?”
“Would you like to fight an army of children? See the light that should have burned a century be snuffed out after barely a decade?”
“Well… not particularly, no.”
“Nor did we, and Kushiel knew this. She gives them no training for she knows the worse off they are the worse it will be for us to face them. This went on for several centuries. She fills her people’s heads with stories, false prophecies about how a child will someday defeat the tyrannical ruler who threatens them. And so, we are helping that prophecy become true.”
“Wait, what?”
“We cannot hope to defeat Kushiel. We do not know her with any intimacy. We cannot predict her movements. All we know is she will keep sending children. So we train them. We send out weakest soldiers, those willing to die knowing their sacrifice will eventually be her undoing. Someday, a hero will come who is able to defeat us. A hero who will slaughter our weakest, then our next weakest, and will continue to do so until even I lay dead at their feet. And then the hero will come here and sit in my throne and peer from my grand window. Sit. Tell me what they will see.”
“It…. It’s a graveyard, sir.”
“Those are the graves of all the children Kushiel has sent to die at our hands. Some became adults before they finally fell, but they were always children when they started. We bury them here. And someday a hero will come who will free us from this grievous task. They will take my throne, sit upon it, and see what Kushiel deemed a worthy price for this mere chair. And then the hero will realize who they must fight next. And thanks to us, they will have gained the strength and training necessary to make sure the prophecy is fulfilled and the tyrant will finally die.”
The feeling when you watch something and like (not quite love) it a lot but have to constantly go "no, don't think about that", "don't even try to make sense of that", "just treat it like Doctor Who and accept what's going on", "it must be a TARDIS to fit all of that in, just nod, accept and move on and for the love of everything don't think about the logics (or lack of them) behind it all!!!!!"
(I'm still thinking about the pseudo-TARDIS six episodes later, despite it never coming up again.)
Yes, I'm having fun by not thinking about stuff and gazing upon wonderful scenery and set-design, coupled with gorgeous people being mysterious and doing dumb and/or illogical shit that makes no sense whatsoever. But hey, he h/c is divine, so there's that. (It's mostly the h, granted, but what c there is is damn good.)
Don't. Think. About. It. Just Enjoy.
Enya, as intended. (via lilmissshitpaws)
I’m so confused as to how this was filmed
They taped the camera to the drum, then Had it spin, and held the cat through the hole. It makes it look like the kitty is spinning, in reality, it’s just the camera.
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One of them will have to get finished eventually, right???
Never before have I seen a post that so accurately describes my docs at the moment.
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stop letting miserable people on the internet convince you that you must have a concrete, well-constructed opinion on everything that has ever existed.
everybody say thank you Marcus Aurelius

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Let it end, please! (Thursday is supposed to be bearable but I don't know how to get through the next 2 days, one of them in our baking fire hell of an office.)
Cosign.
Pippin has unfortunately figured out that if he plays with something he’s not supposed to, he gets my attention
as if he doesn’t get it enough 🙄 it’s just when i’m working and not paying attention to him bc of that work that he decides to rebel
I AM DECEASED
a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial

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in other developments re german/anglo cultural exchange on breadstuffs, this image was posted to a facebook group yesterday
the following events ensued:
1. predictable lively discussion on the preparation of Wienerschnitzel, in which natives and wurstaboos are pro-puff and everybody else is like *confused dog head tilt* why wouldn’t you want the crust to stay ~attached to the thing you put it on? as with other fried foods?
2. thirty “Bad Schnitzel is my band name” jokes
3. thirty “Bad Schnitzel is my stripper name” jokes
4. one “ah yes, Bad Schnitzel! a lovely spa town” joke
5. this absolute masterpiece:
*romantic music plays in the background*
#meet cute 2 electric boogaloo#for when your first meet cute wasn't cute enough (@/youhideastar)