under a bright blue endless sky

you guys are getting queerbaited big time but its kinda beautiful to see in 2024. firemen arent gay everybody knows that.....

I'm so glad rachel zegler is actually incredibly talented and also cool because I committed to being a fan when all I knew was that she was being widely hated by sad people on the internet for committing the cardinal sin of being a young woman with opinions

HELP i’m sitting at an outdoor cafe and this lady was at another table next to me and the barista called my name and I stood up to walk ten feet to grab my drink and the lady JUMPED up and LUNGED over to my table and took my seat????? i’m not even gonna say anything bc I’m so confused. they’re virtually the same tables with the same views and amount of sunlight etc.

decided the funniest possible response was to just sit back down at the table with her. She’s not looking at me.

she just got up to get her coffee and put her purse and jacket and hat down to save her seat. this is so funny what kind of world does she live in?? anyway we’re just sharing a table now.

ppl asking if this is real, yes. but like most real stories the end is anticlimactic. I was meeting friends to go to a party so once they showed up we left. she never made eye contact with me

they want you to make fried rice

who is "they"

the wok left

how am I supposed to make fried rice if the wok left

Anyone else reminded of those tweets where it’s like “being homophobic is wrong” and someone replies “how dare you attack Christians” like bro no one said anything about Christians but you.