I Never Know What’s Going On

@druddigoon

debbie downer and negative nancy should lez out

world heritage post

Swear in your search request. I know it sounds ridiculous, but the most effective way I've found of it not doing the AI summary is just to add "fucking" go my search.

GUYS THIS FUCKING WORKS OH MY GOD. BEAUTIFUL.

Die temu ad die

Hmm. Accidentally looks like latin.

I agree with this but they can communicate that they need time to themselves or time alone and just wanna post things and have alone time instead of ignoring, communication is important.

be sure to leave out milk and cookies for brutus tonight

You can leave as many cookies as you want but he’ll only et two

this remains the funniest addition anyone’s made to one of my posts

Abandonware should be public domain

Same with books. If publishers haven’t printed a run in 20 years, they shouldn’t be able to renew the copyright.

Addendum to the above, if the original author is still alive, the rights should revert back to them so they can shop it to different publishers.

the tsa stops me because my carryon had too much liquid and they open it and its just full of blood

hi, frequent flyer here. they'll actually let you carry on up to 5 liters of blood as long as its in your vascular system

i don't have a vascular system this is the best i can do

sorry i haven’t replied to your email, i uh.. ran out. of emails. i ran out of emails