you drive a ford you gay bitch ?

so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle

I think we should also add some sort of chitinous segmented armor on their backs to help protect them also

This is just slopslop. You only like it because you like it. *collapses into a black hole*

i did a google search for "most recent invention" which my girlfriend said was something strong bad would do

Damnit. Mystery Flesh Pit guy uses AI.

really funny (in a bad way) that the AI is the part of this anyone gives a shit about

ohhh you don’t like that i’ve used AI? well, i’ve killed people. checkmate, liberals.

“it isnt something you have to read critically” well 😭

this technically is true but I think this also perfectly encapsulates why I am inherently distrustful of like. “”cozy”” “turn your brain off” fiction lmfao. like okay WHO gets to turn their brain off and who has to suffer through bigoted caricatures of themselves while everyone else is having cozy silly no brain time 😐

Dump your boyfriend and master the art of sudoku instead